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Your Tombstone
« on: December 08, 2011, 09:50:05 PM »
What would you write on yours, and on other forum members tombstones
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Quote from: Azazel on April 24, 2011, 04:40:41 PM
.....Also a knife to the liver is a lot worse than the occasional beer every 5 minutes, so  :-P

Y'know - This is one of those moments I totally agree with AZ - That's the

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Re: Your Tombstone
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2011, 09:52:54 PM »
This should be written on Fadey's Tombstone

FADEAWAY WAS a self confessed fuckwit.
He didn't lie about it,
He told it like it was from his point of wiew,
The point of view of a complete and utter fuckwit
And what a fuckwit he was

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Quote from: Azazel on April 24, 2011, 04:40:41 PM
.....Also a knife to the liver is a lot worse than the occasional beer every 5 minutes, so  :-P

Y'know - This is one of those moments I totally agree with AZ - That's the

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Re: Your Tombstone
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2011, 09:54:25 PM »
Are you threatening us
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Re: Your Tombstone
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2011, 09:58:26 PM »
No, Nooooooo. Just asking, ... allrite?

*subtext* (I can find you if I need to, GOT IT!)

*Producer's note: Deliver Line by a bad guy, with a Baddie accent: Prefer hardcore London, but willing to experiment, the villian has to be very, VERY fucking nasty in order to threaten Neil convincingly.

ie: Neils Tombstone could read (As read by Robert De Niro):

Here lies Neil
Under six foot of marble
He's tough, He's Hard, and he's dead,
for now,
If you can't respect that
Don't stand too close, the rock may move again
If It Does
Mow The Fucker down!
« Last Edit: December 08, 2011, 10:08:58 PM by hammer »
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Quote from: Azazel on April 24, 2011, 04:40:41 PM
.....Also a knife to the liver is a lot worse than the occasional beer every 5 minutes, so  :-P

Y'know - This is one of those moments I totally agree with AZ - That's the

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Re: Your Tombstone
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2011, 10:02:10 PM »
I would just like this on mine:

:)
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Re: Your Tombstone
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2011, 10:09:48 PM »
We can do that too! ;-)
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Quote from: Azazel on April 24, 2011, 04:40:41 PM
.....Also a knife to the liver is a lot worse than the occasional beer every 5 minutes, so  :-P

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Re: Your Tombstone
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2011, 10:27:07 PM »
Re the tombstone... I'm pretty soft though, hammer.
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Re: Your Tombstone
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2012, 02:16:37 PM »
Unusually morbid offering from the Hammerster
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Re: Your Tombstone
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2012, 04:38:30 PM »
I dunno...something about only sexy people being able to piss on my grave?  I don't want to have to look at just everyone's bits.
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Re: Your Tombstone
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2012, 04:52:01 PM »
I want to be cremated and dug in under a nice tree in someone's backyard.  Graves are guilt-inducing; if you plan on having one you might as well go the whole hog.

Revenge:

YOU PUT ME HERE, YOU BASTARDS!

or a simple

I WILL HAUNT YOU FOREVER

or even

YOU HAVEN'T VISITED MY GRAVE ENOUGH

is tasteful and relevant, I think.
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Re: Your Tombstone
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2012, 05:03:09 PM »
Quote from: Mez on January 17, 2012, 04:52:01 PM
I WILL HAUNT YOU FOREVER

Oh noes!

Wait, how is that different from you posting on the forum lots?  You are, effectively, haunting my laptop (and not jsut cause of all them pics of you I found on the net).

I suppose you could offer me ghost chips, though.
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Re: Your Tombstone
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2012, 05:04:08 PM »
I'M STILL HERE!
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Re: Your Tombstone
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2012, 05:14:32 PM »
I'M WATCHING YOU




Thal - Ghost chips?  You'll need Chris Bailey for that.
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Re: Your Tombstone
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2012, 06:31:55 PM »
I don't want a tombstone, waste of money.
I'd prefer that whoever cares about me when I die, only pays for the bare minimum to dispose of my remains in a legal manner.. or better yet, just not claim the body, and after a while the government with fund the cremation.
Bludger till the very end!
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Re: Your Tombstone
« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2012, 10:00:54 PM »
Quote from: Mez on January 17, 2012, 05:14:32 PM
Thal - Ghost chips?  You'll need Chris Bailey for that.

You know, like in that NZ drink driving ad.
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