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[Mez]

Go here.

I have plenty to say to them - not that it will make any difference.  Be reminded that sending death threats via email is probably a federal offence in both countries.  So keep it clean, folks (no blood).

I'm hoping a sudden inundation of hate mail will give them the jitters, if nothing else.

[Pinball Neil]

Goody, we get an influx of pissed off churchy types.

[Mez]

They won't come HERE.  They may assault your email box, but mine's so full of spam it won't make any difference - and besides, can't you block emails from certain sites?  I've never done it, but have always assumed it can be done.  Just get them automatically junked.

[hammer]

I couldn't resist....

Dear WBC

I noticed on the Numbers section on the Contacts page and wondered how you reached the numeric conclusions you have.

In particular, I'd like to know how you know exactly how many people god has sent to hell since I visited the page.

Do you have some-one watching the entrance to hell?

if so, where is it?

How can you be so sure that God is the only being/deity that's sending people to hell?

And are you sure that's the only hell in existence?

Thank you

Frank

[Thaluikhain]

I'm hoping a sudden inundation of hate mail will give them the jitters, if nothing else.

Not a chance.  They go out of their way to attract hate mail.

What would give them the jitters is if people stopped giving them attention.

[Pinball Neil]

They won't come HERE. 

Well, if you're sure.

[Mez]

They deserve to be killed, but I went one better:

"Dear Fred Phelps,

Unlike you, I have read The Bible from cover to cover. You are fond of quoting Leviticus 20:23, but I think you should read ALL of Leviticus 20. The God of the Old Testament (a vengeful and jealous God) is nothing like the God of the New Testament (loving and forgiving), and it’s no surprise to me that all you bible-bashers prefer the old God. You are, after all, hateful people, so you follow a hate-filled God.

But back to Leviticus: if you read ALL of it, you will find that God “hates” not just homosexuals, but also adulterers, fornicators, followers of Moloch, abortionists, people who follow wizards or have familiars, people who sleep with their uncle’s wives, father’s wives, daughters-in-law, beasts, sisters,  father's daughters, mother's daughters, or any woman having a period. All these people shall be killed – even people who see these things happening and DON’T kill the perpetrator - and God will damn their souls for eternity, and so on.

My question to you is this: Out of all these things that are abhorrent to your God, you have chosen to concentrate your hatred on homosexuals – why?

Any pop psychologist could tell from your vile outpourings that there is something else at play here. And the most likely thing is that you are a latent homosexual yourself. Because you hate this part of yourself, you project that hatred onto the people you secretly know are similar to you.

My new catchcry is “Fred Phelps is a homo!” I use the word “homo” here because “gay” is a term for nice, decent people who, unlike you, have accepted their sexuality. “Gay” could never be applied to someone like YOU.

Yours sincerely,
Mez"

I think that might make the bastard sit up and pay attention.  So now you can tell everyone: "Fred Phelps is a homo!"  And remember - you heard it here first. 

[Thaluikhain]

I think that might make the bastard sit up and pay attention.  So now you can tell everyone: "Fred Phelps is a homo!"  And remember - you heard it here first. 

Jay-zus.

Um...how to put it nicely...

Christ, Mez, how thick are you?  Do you honestly think that nobody else has ever said the same to them?  They've been doing this for years...even if that was an actually clever or well written rebuttal of their beliefs (which it very much was not), you really think they are going to suddenly listen to logic this time?  Or even bother to read what you've written?

They want to provoke a reaction.  They want attention.  They want to prove to themselves that they are the righteous few, being persecuted in a wicked world.

If they take any notice of you at all, it'd only be to tell themselves that you've proven them right.

...

I mean that in the nicest possible way, of course.

[Nick 2]

Thal said exactly what I was thinking. Not good enough Mez. Not funny and not particularly insightful. That is not how you go about trolling

[Mez]

Hmm.  It wasn't meant to be funny, but I thought it was a good angle.  Bugger.

Given that I don't know what other people have said to them, I just said what I thought/think.

But I do concede your points: they really are just trolls, aren't they?  Well, they're trolls who turn up at funerals and tell the grieving parents their son is in Hell, all with a smile on their faces.  I can't kick their teeth in; all I can do is verbalise my utter disgust.  Which I do, regularly, to people who shit me.

[Thaluikhain]

Look, Mez, we all get that they are scum, but they are scum trying to provoke an angry reaction.  By doing so, you are ensuring that they win.

[Truckarella]

Here's some signs of solidarity for you Mez
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-3o-best-anti-westboro-baptist-church-protest-s

[Pinball Neil]

Mez is just elaborately trolling us.

[Truckarella]

GOD HATES DAGS

[Mez]

Here's some signs of solidarity for you Mez
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-3o-best-anti-westboro-baptist-church-protest-s

Why, thanks Trux.  "Dog loves fags", hee hee.

I'm not trolling YOU, Pinball.