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Author Topic: User backlash at Apple after grainy nude Scarlett Johansson pictures  (Read 177 times)

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Leaked photos of naked film beauty Scarlett Johansson have sparked an FBI probe into allegations high-profile Hollywood celebrities have fallen victim to tabloid-style phone hackings.

Now the public are turning their fury at Apple computers.  The main complaint is the quality of the pictures that were stolen from her Apple iPhone. 

One 16 year old long time admirer of Scarlett posted a rant on his Facebook page.

“I was going to buy the next iPhone 5 but their camera sucks.  How the hell am I meant to masturbate to the grainy low resolution images that the Apple phones produce.  This was a lifetime opportunity and Apple blew it.  If she had used a Samsung Galaxy S2 then we would have all been better off.  Apple is no longer cool.” 

Sales of iPhone are expected to plummet with the negative publicity and the fall out  is expected to be worse than the death grip that caused poor reception and call dropouts.   People everywhere have been dumping not just their iPhones but their Mac computers  and iPads too.

Apple has gone in to damage control with Steve Jobs coming back from his death bed to quell the anger with a speech lifted from Julia Gillard’s last election campaign. 

"I get I've disappointed you," he told an audience of disgruntled pubescent boys. "

He went on to say.

"A lot of people don't like the iPhone camera, but I'm absolutely convinced the next version will be better."

In related news Paris Hilton has been seen publicly throwing out her iPhone and purchasing an Android phone with instructions on how to produce a higher quality sex tape.
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Re: User backlash at Apple after grainy nude Scarlett Johansson pictures
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2011, 01:41:50 PM »

I must admit, I clicked here hoping for nude Scarlett Johansson pics. Dissapointed!
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Re: User backlash at Apple after grainy nude Scarlett Johansson pictures
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2011, 02:15:49 PM »

They were in the newspapers.  They were dissapointing as they were taken with an iPhone.
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