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[Corducci Enterprises]

Gday all

Mr corducci has noticed that many people, when they reach a certain age stop giving a shit about their appearance. Whether its clothes or grooming , the fact is that most people don't give a fart or are just too lazy. Anyway , just follow these steps as outlined by Mr corducci, who, at 61 years of age still looks good.

*Mr corducci always ensures that his hair is groomed and has product in it.

* Mr corducci always color coordinates his clothes

Mr corducci pumps iron 5 days a week

* Mr corducci always ensures that his gooch and arse ate waxed

* Mr corducci gets his teeth and arsehole bleached

* Mr cordwcci only eats organic foods.
* Mr coc

[Bookworm]

* Mr coc

Mr coc indeed.

[Pinball Neil]

He passed out on his keyboard?

[Corducci Enterprises]

Mr corducci 's typo was meant to say that Mr corducci meticulously trims his pubes.

[Bookworm]

Trims? What use is that. You should shave it all off.

[Corducci Enterprises]

Mr corducci has thought of goin full Brazilian...

[Bookworm]

You should. Chicks totally find that sexy.

[Truckarella]

Not ones that are old enough to remember pre the waxing fad.

[Mez]

Gday all

 Anyway , just follow these steps as outlined by Mr corducci, who, having been dead for more than four years, still looks good.

Fixed that for you. 

Not ones that are old enough to remember pre the waxing fad.

Actually ...

*withdraws to contemplate Atilay the Turk*

 

[Thaluikhain]

Not ones that are old enough to remember pre the waxing fad.

Old ladies, sex and memory.

Oh, if only I wasn't afraid to be bludgeoned for making any of the obvious jokes.

[Mez]

Oh, go ahead. Atilay the Turk is probably assassinated by now anyway.

[Pinball Neil]

There's a waxing fad?

[Thaluikhain]

There's a waxing fad?

It makes sense, when you think of it.  Nasal hair is icky, people don't like underarm hair, having a beard makes you a sex offender and having a moustache makes you Hitler.  Sort of follows that pubic hair would also be unpopular.

On the other hand, by that logic, chemotherapy would be hawt.  Though I don't want to google that to see if it is.

And, I suppose, people suffering the effects of the initiation of a nuclear device.  Though I really don't want to google to see if it is.

[hammer]

Gday all

Mr corducci has noticed that many people, when they reach a certain age stop giving a shit about their appearance. Whether its clothes or grooming , the fact is that most people don't give a fart or are just too lazy. Anyway , just follow these steps as outlined by Mr corducci, who, at 61 years of age still looks good.

Mr Corducci may think he looks good, but he's known to be delusional.

*Mr corducci always ensures that his hair is groomed and has product in it.

With the amount of wanking he gets up to, it's not surprising he's got a bit of his 'product' in it.

* Mr corducci always color coordinates his clothes

By making sure he looks like a rainbow

Mr corducci pumps iron 5 days a week

See 'product' above, though I doubt IRON is the correct term

* Mr corducci always ensures that his gooch and arse ate waxed

You ate your arse wax? dude, you are sick

* Mr corducci gets his teeth and arsehole bleached

After the felching sessions you get involved in, I'm not surprised you need bleach to get clean

* Mr cordwcci only eats organic foods.

Before, or after insertion into other orifices?

* Mr coc

Fer sure! You miss da coc!

[Corducci Enterprises]

Mr corducci declares you are walking on thin ice. He's off to make some CASH while you wang chiefs are loafin in ya bedz!