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Re: The Tuesday Thread
« Reply #30 on: May 31, 2011, 10:15:44 PM »
Quote from: Monsieur Blond on May 31, 2011, 10:08:20 PM
I saw a bald middle-aged man walking down the main street the other night with two asian girls in asian-style school uniforms. w.t.f.

I just wanted to share that. And found myself here. Enjoy, Neil.

Appreciated. :)
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Re: The Tuesday Thread
« Reply #31 on: June 01, 2011, 10:54:18 AM »
Tuesday is sooooo yesterday!
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Quote from: Azazel on April 24, 2011, 04:40:41 PM
.....Also a knife to the liver is a lot worse than the occasional beer every 5 minutes, so  :-P

Y'know - This is one of those moments I totally agree with AZ - That's the

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Re: The Tuesday Thread
« Reply #32 on: June 01, 2011, 07:42:30 PM »
Yesterday was a Tuesday and it was shit. This weasel-esque little man told us that the work we were doing outside needed to be approved by People Of Importance (which we weren't told beforehand).

Most of these People are very happy with what we are doing but this man was just the most rude and oddly-behaved man I have ever met. He just seems sleazy and peculiar, and I can't quite put it in words just how weird he is. I get whiffs of paedophilia, necrophilia and short-man syndrome mixed with the scent of heavy paranoia, teensy dickedness and sexual abuse by a priest from birth.

Ew.
« Last Edit: June 01, 2011, 08:07:14 PM by grooviechickie »
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Re: The Tuesday Thread
« Reply #33 on: June 02, 2011, 12:33:37 AM »
Just give him a big fat joint, (and I mean the smokeable kind)

BIG, FAT, REALLY POTENT! And then some cookies! Then put the pen in his hand and ask him to sign.

It's amazing how many mini-Hitlers manage to become a big noise in country towns. And also why you should never trust a politician from the country.

If this dude continues to cause you grief - hunt around, find evidence, and bring him dowwwwwn!

But be careful not to raise it with the local cops, he's likely to be the BOSS HAWG type, if you know what I mean.

If you don't, you may have to (god help you), watch some Dukes of Hazzard!
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Quote from: Azazel on April 24, 2011, 04:40:41 PM
.....Also a knife to the liver is a lot worse than the occasional beer every 5 minutes, so  :-P

Y'know - This is one of those moments I totally agree with AZ - That's the

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Re: The Tuesday Thread
« Reply #34 on: June 02, 2011, 12:48:36 AM »
I simply want to post here because it's Wednesday and I'm feeling perverse.*



*Perverse really likes it, too! Win-win!
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Re: The Tuesday Thread
« Reply #35 on: June 03, 2011, 09:10:30 PM »
Quote from: hammer on June 02, 2011, 12:33:37 AM
Just give him a big fat joint, (and I mean the smokeable kind)

BIG, FAT, REALLY POTENT! And then some cookies! Then put the pen in his hand and ask him to sign.


Meh, 'tis all good. I've had a cookie myself so life is schweeeeet. Don't care about mini-Hitler anymore.
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Re: The Tuesday Thread
« Reply #36 on: June 03, 2011, 11:33:07 PM »
Tuesday is going to be so shit for me. I. Am. So. Stressed.
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Re: The Tuesday Thread
« Reply #37 on: June 04, 2011, 07:37:33 AM »
*shares cookies with Blondie*

No. More. Stress.
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Re: The Tuesday Thread
« Reply #38 on: June 05, 2011, 12:17:30 AM »
N. O. M.
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