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Bookworm

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Re: Joke
« Reply #15 on: January 26, 2011, 09:53:36 PM »
I've heard that before. I think I've even posted it.

You used to be interesting and intriguing. Now you're not. But I suppose you never got your 'welcome' joke. Have this one:



Q: What did the Jewish Paedophile say?
A: Hey kid, slow down on those lollies.
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Re: Joke
« Reply #16 on: January 28, 2011, 06:29:34 AM »
I like this version better.

What did the Jewish Paedophile say to the little boy?
Would you like to buy a boiled lolly?
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Re: Joke
« Reply #17 on: January 28, 2011, 05:59:04 PM »
Anyhoo...

This fat chick served me food in McDonald's at lunch time.


Took forever to arrive so he consulted the McDonald's University Handbook and said "sorry about the wait."


I said 'don't worry lardarse, you'll lose it eventually if you stop eating!'
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Re: Joke
« Reply #18 on: January 28, 2011, 06:25:54 PM »
..a fat chick who is a 'he'? Curious.... Is Maccas employing trannies now?
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Re: Joke
« Reply #19 on: February 03, 2011, 08:33:53 PM »
Hi again, here's a joke!

There were two men shipwrecked on this island. The minute they got on to the island one of them started screaming and yelling, "We're going to die! We're going to die! There's no food! No water! We're going to die!"

The second man was propped up against a palm tree and acting so calmly it drove the first man crazy. "Don't you understand?!? We're going to die!!"

The second man replied, "You don't understand, I make $100,000 a week."

The first man looked at him quite dumbfounded and asked, "What difference does that make?!? We're on an island with no food and no water! We're going to DIE!!!"

The second man answered, "You just don't get it. I make $100,000 a week and I tithe ten percent on that $100,000 a week. My rabbi will find me!"
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