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Joke
« on: January 19, 2011, 12:10:23 AM »
Hey, here's a joke.  I know you will find it funny because you are Chaser people:

One day in heaven God was feeling playful.  So he looked around for things to do when in a whimsical mood.  Picking up a pair of wings he descended to earth and placed them on a black kid.

The kid was so excited he ran around in circles making loud aeroplane type noises!

God chuckled.

After a few minutes the kid was exhausted from it all and sat down.

"God" asked the kid, "now that I have wings does that make me an Angel?"

God replied

"You stupid black cunt, of course it doesn't.  You're a blowfly!!"


OK, OK.  Don't point your stick at me!
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Re: Joke
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2011, 04:41:42 PM »
Definately Maj. No questions.
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Re: Joke
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2011, 04:51:32 PM »
No way
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Re: Joke
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2011, 04:57:27 PM »
It's trucka. It's been over a week since I took her for a feeding and this is the result. :|
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Re: Joke
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2011, 08:34:47 PM »
I posted during the week, and it isn't necessarily me just because the word cunt was used...

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Re: Joke
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2011, 05:04:04 PM »
My apolagies to Maj, it's SG. Noone else would care enough to reopen any of his old threads.
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Re: Joke
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2011, 06:47:00 AM »
SG returned to answer a PM, then left again... so yeah, my bets are on him.
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Re: Joke
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2011, 03:05:37 PM »
WOW, you're fucking lucky!  He didn't answer MY PM!  Where's my gun?

*goes off hunting*
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Re: Joke
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2011, 06:53:22 PM »
It was a PM from October.  :roll:
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Re: Joke
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2011, 12:17:50 PM »
The forum seems somehow cleaner without SG here...

But I want it to be a genuine noob. Even if his copy/pasted jokes aren't nearly as funny as mine.

Hello Crockett. Have a nice stay :)
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Re: Joke
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2011, 06:05:09 PM »
Quote from: Queen Bookivieve Von Wormington XVII on January 23, 2011, 12:17:50 PM
The forum seems somehow cleaner without SG here...

But I want it to be a genuine noob. Even if his copy/pasted jokes aren't nearly as funny as mine.

Hello Crockett. Have a nice stay :)

Thankyou Bookie,

here, have a welcome joke:

There's this woman lying in a coma, showing no response to any external stimulus.

One day when a nurse was giving her a bed bath and washed her privates she noticed the womans eyes fluttering.

When she dried her crotch, she again noticed her eyes moving so she called the doctor.

When the doctor gave her an examination he too noticed the eyes moving.

Spotting a possible breakthrough they called her husband in.

Explaining the situation the doctors explained that the wanted the husband to have oral sex with the woman, as that may bring her round. The husband of course agreed, saying he would do anything to get his wife back, but that he didn't think he could do it with the medical staff present.

The doctors agreed, made sure all the equipment was hooked up and they moved next door.

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The doctors rushed in, her heart had stopped.

"What happened" they said.

He said, "I was having oral sex with her as you asked, and she's choked to death!!"

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Re: Joke
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2011, 06:06:46 PM »
:D :D :D You so funny, I like you. You clearly can't be SG!
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Re: Joke
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2011, 06:09:38 PM »
Quote from: Queen Bookivieve Von Wormington XVII on January 23, 2011, 06:06:46 PM
:D :D :D You so funny, I like you. You clearly can't be SG!

Listen up you skanky whore I am fucking so SG so there!

SG

Just in case you didn't get it.
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Re: Joke
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2011, 06:11:59 PM »
You're a dumb fuckwit, so of course you're SG. Never thought I'd need to post in teal for you. What a sad day this is :'(
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Re: Joke
« Reply #14 on: January 26, 2011, 09:50:41 PM »
Quote from: Queen Bookivieve Von Wormington XVII on January 23, 2011, 12:17:50 PM
Hello Crockett. Have a nice stay :)

You used to b so nice to me so here's a joke reminiscing about the good old days

This guy hires a hitman to kill his wife and castrate her lover. The hitman does his recon and builds his plan and asks the man if he wants to be there when the deed is done. The man happily accepts the offer and away they go.

Staking out the lover's house from an apartment across the way from the golf course the hitman assembles his rifle, clicks the telescopic sight into place and takes careful aim

And waits

And waits

The man starts getting impatient and asks what the delay is

The hitman replies "you're paying by the bullet and I'm about to save you 50% of my fee"!!
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