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[SG]

You see those letters all the time in various magazines..."I never thought this would happen to me, until I met this pizza delivery girl, who was an alien"

More chance of that for Nick than "I'm a pizza delivery guy.  And one night I delivered pizza to this household of a hot chick who ravished me senseless..."

SG

[Thaluikhain]

You'd have to be a bit thick to accidently order pizza while trying to ring up someone for sex, yes.

[Mez]

Suppose life had developed a mere billion years earlier or faster somewhere else in the galaxy...that's alot of time to spread out.

What is remote, is the chances of ever stumbling upon another evolved being from another planet.

That's more what I meant, actually - I was neglecting to mention the dimension of time.

I don't know about time - I'm too thick to have even considered reading Stephen Hawking's book - but the idea that lots of civilisations developed at exactly the same time in space (even I don't know what I mean by that), within reaching distance of us, and on the same wavelength, so to speak (since a civilisation might not invent radio - especially if they were telepathic), AND they chose to visit us of all people, well, yeah, I consider that pretty remote.

Unless they want to ... farm us.   

[Thaluikhain]

I don't know about time - I'm too thick to have even considered reading Stephen Hawking's book - but the idea that lots of civilisations developed at exactly the same time in space (even I don't know what I mean by that), within reaching distance of us, and on the same wavelength, so to speak (since a civilisation might not invent radio - especially if they were telepathic),

"Reaching distance" is more or less irrelevant when you have the odd billion years to spare.

Unless they want to ... farm us.   

I'd not worry about that, Mez.  Firstly, they'd need to know you exist.  Secondly, you are a bunch of totally random chemicals...don't go ingesting stuff at random, Mez, not good idea.  Or breathing it for that reason.

Unless you mean as some sort of probing a lesser creature fetish thingy.  In which case, you could find yourself a new shiny flying house if you played you cards right when you meet them.

[Mez]

I'd not worry about that, Mez.  Firstly, they'd need to know you exist.  Secondly, you are a bunch of totally random chemicals...don't go ingesting stuff at random, Mez, not good idea.  Or breathing it for that reason.

I only ever ingest stuff that has been banned by the government.   

Unless you mean as some sort of probing a lesser creature fetish thingy.  In which case, you could find yourself a new shiny flying house if you played your cards right when you meet them.

You ARE joking.  Me, a filthy collabo?  No way.

No, I'll be heading for them thar hills, just watch me.

[Thaluikhain]

You ARE joking.  Me, a filthy collabo?  No way.

No, I'll be heading for them thar hills, just watch me.

No, I'd imagine you'd wash.  And...well, tourism is a good thing, right?  We should be encouraging people from distant places to, um, experience the wildlife?

[Mez]

I'll probably get pretty filthy in the hills anyway.

But I don't want to converse with any dirty collabos, and you talking about alien tourism sounds just like collaboration to me.

Swine.

[Thaluikhain]

Alien sex tourism, Mez.

[Mez]

Alienist swine.

You can't win.   

You and Nick should go into business together.

[Thaluikhain]

Jusr cause you're a racist old reactionary bat.

[Mez]

I deny the charge of being reactionary.  Racist, old and bat I'll cop to.   

[Thaluikhain]

I deny the charge of being reactionary. 

Don't they all?