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Author Topic: Gillard better at wasting money on school halls than doing foreign affairs  (Read 1273 times)

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Gillard better at wasting money on school halls than doing foreign affairs
« on: October 06, 2010, 09:16:04 PM »
Julia Gillard said in an interview  with the ABC that she is more comfortable mismanaging education in Australia than screwing up the foreign affairs commitments that come with being the Prime Minister.

“I think I have done a pretty good job so far.  I mean I haven’t called Obama a b**** C*** or anything like that yet.  Wasting tax payers money on school halls is what I do best.  Tell me anyone else who has blown billions of dollars on projects?”    When Kerry Obrien said “What about Peter Garrett?”  Julia was quick to point out he only killed people by electrocution and house fires.

In related news Tony Abbott said in a news conference “I am too busy doing some shopping in a factory outlet near Oxford to go and visit Afghanistan troops.  Besides Julia is far better placed to visit the troops.  With that mop of red hair the Taliban will really have something to shoot at.”

Abbott is about to release his latest policy called the “Let me become Prime Minister at all costs” policy.  In this policy he outlines how he breaks promises, obstructs the government and screws over the independents who did not support him.  In another policy back flip  Abbott has denied that he offered to deport all donkeys with small penises to win over Bob Katter.
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Re: Gillard better at wasting money on school halls than doing foreign affairs
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2010, 12:10:14 AM »
It saddens me that no-one has bothered to respond to your article. :-(

I'd give you a consolatory pat on the back, except that is Mez & GCs department.
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Re: Gillard better at wasting money on school halls than doing foreign affairs
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2010, 10:26:16 AM »
Thanks Bikkie.  I appreciated your response.
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Re: Gillard better at wasting money on school halls than doing foreign affairs
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2010, 01:50:12 PM »
I actually didn't think it as funny as other stuff you've written, Drainster. Sorry.  :-*

Fuck you, Bix.
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Re: Gillard better at wasting money on school halls than doing foreign affairs
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2010, 02:05:35 PM »
Bikkie is being an arsehole lately.

In fact, everyone is.

You can all go to hell.
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Re: Gillard better at wasting money on school halls than doing foreign affairs
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2010, 02:06:51 PM »
Well, fuck off then
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Re: Gillard better at wasting money on school halls than doing foreign affairs
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2010, 02:07:35 PM »
Thanks Grooves.  I tend to agree after re-reading.  Sometimes what seemed like a good idea at the time was not necessarily a good idea.

This audience is usually brutally honest so at least you know when something works or not. (It's not time to give up my day job)  :-D

Also thank you also for your kind words to Bix.  I think the sensitive and subtle approach you have taken with Bix works the best and leaves him with a warm feeling.
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Re: Gillard better at wasting money on school halls than doing foreign affairs
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2010, 02:07:57 PM »
Actually, you're not.

Oh yes, nice work Draino.
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Re: Gillard better at wasting money on school halls than doing foreign affairs
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2010, 02:10:31 PM »
Quote from: Nick 2 on October 07, 2010, 02:06:51 PM
Well, fuck off then

Nick, I thought you said Collingwood supporters were nice people.  Although your description above your photo tells it all:

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Re: Gillard better at wasting money on school halls than doing foreign affairs
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2010, 02:22:32 PM »
Fkiri you all too!!
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Re: Gillard better at wasting money on school halls than doing foreign affairs
« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2010, 02:27:50 PM »
Yeah I read that in the paper too.
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Re: Gillard better at wasting money on school halls than doing foreign affairs
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2010, 02:30:20 PM »
I made that one up myself!!
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Re: Gillard better at wasting money on school halls than doing foreign affairs
« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2010, 02:32:11 PM »
Well it was in the The Shitiser.
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Re: Gillard better at wasting money on school halls than doing foreign affairs
« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2010, 02:34:34 PM »
Really? Why would anyone actually publish that? It's a really really shit line.

I only posted it because I am (mostly) anonymous.
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Re: Gillard better at wasting money on school halls than doing foreign affairs
« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2010, 02:35:54 PM »
It's The Advertiser...hardly the model of fine journalism, what do you expect?
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