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Author Topic: Balga Senior High School to run Gillard’s Citizen’s assembly  (Read 587 times)

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Balga Senior High School in Perth have confirmed that they will make the decision on the environment at their next assembly.

The head master, Jonathon Cargill, said “We are very proud to be chosen to do this.  Normally we just do a bit of a song or dance with the year 8 students.  This time it should be a bit bigger.  I was thinking we could fit it between the merit awards and the student improvement suggestions.  We are always trying to cut down litter at the school so I think we are in a good position to run the assembly and come up with ideas which will move Australia forward.  Of course we may need a committee followed by a focus group to progress the ideas.  Our committee can then liaise with the government’s committee.”

Julia Gillard has proudly announced the decision saying that urgent action is necessary.  “This is critical to the world’s future and Australia’s future.  This is critical if we are going to have sustainability.  This is critical if we are all going to live together and not in green houses.  I personally prefer blue.  This is critical if people don’t realise this is critical.  This is critical we act now and not later.  We can’t just delegate and get someone else to figure it out.  I am passionate about this and we must act now. Oh yeah did I mention this is critical?”

Balga Senior High School have indicated they plan to run the assembly in 2013 just before the next federal election.

Later in the press conference Gillard went on to criticise the opposition for doing nothing and said at least she had a plan, even if it wasn’t well defined, structured or coherent.  “The coalition are just doing nothing”.
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Re: Balga Senior High School to run Gillard’s Citizen’s assembly
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2010, 03:57:56 PM »

The coalition plan to roll back the environment, to a time when we didn't know/care. I think they're aiming for about 1942.

ps: I have a brilliant idea that will save the would through sustainable energy. As soon as I get a patent (to make sure no-one can use my idea), I'm going to announce what it is - maybe at the Balga assembly.

ps Drainster, your Gillard distain is getting in the way of funny punchlines!
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Re: Balga Senior High School to run Gillard’s Citizen’s assembly
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2010, 04:37:41 PM »

Your idea sounds better than both sides.  Maybe than can fit it in between the speech on bullying and smoking dope in the school yard.

My Abbott disdain is about the same as my Gillard disdain but it is hard to ridicule something that doesn't even exist. 
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Re: Balga Senior High School to run Gillard’s Citizen’s assembly
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2010, 05:41:59 PM »

Biscuit made a spelling mistake. Someone alert the press!
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Re: Balga Senior High School to run Gillard’s Citizen’s assembly
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2010, 05:44:10 PM »

HA!

IN YOUR FUCKING FACE FUCKWAD!! :lol:
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Re: Balga Senior High School to run Gillard’s Citizen’s assembly
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2010, 05:44:43 PM »

Biscuit made a spelling mistake. Someone alert the press!
Your kiddink!
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Re: Balga Senior High School to run Gillard’s Citizen’s assembly
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2010, 05:45:57 PM »

It's actually a grammatical error, not a spelling mistake. So ner.
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Re: Balga Senior High School to run Gillard’s Citizen’s assembly
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2010, 06:47:26 PM »

Fuck off Bikkie, you liar.

This is what you did.

http://grammartips.homestead.com/disdain.html

Now apologise, bitch.
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Re: Balga Senior High School to run Gillard’s Citizen’s assembly
« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2010, 06:50:08 PM »

Ha, I thought I'd used a 'your' instead of a "you're". Missed that one  :-P
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Re: Balga Senior High School to run Gillard’s Citizen’s assembly
« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2010, 07:59:54 PM »

You often use "your" instead of "you're".  Now we have "distain".  You're getting worse, you illiterate baked good!
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Re: Balga Senior High School to run Gillard’s Citizen’s assembly
« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2010, 09:14:30 PM »

Double fail by Biscuit! :)
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Re: Balga Senior High School to run Gillards Citizens assembly
« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2010, 10:44:28 PM »

Yes, and it's all Draino's fault!
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Re: Balga Senior High School to run Gillard’s Citizen’s assembly
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2010, 01:14:53 AM »

Would you say you feel distain for him? I think we are all curious as to what that feeling entails.
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Re: Balga Senior High School to run Gillard’s Citizen’s assembly
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2010, 01:26:26 AM »

More correctly pronounced as 'da stain'.
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Re: Balga Senior High School to run Gillard’s Citizen’s assembly
« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2010, 02:33:09 PM »

Would you say you feel distain for him? I think we are all curious as to what that feeling entails.

Would that be endails?
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