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[Drainster]

In a move welcomed by Laborites all around Australia, Kevin 07 is supporting Julia 10 to win the next election.  It takes guts for Kevin to overcome the disappointment of losing the prime ministership and in this case it also took a gall bladder too.

In words that will help the Government’s chances in Queensland, Rudd said he had learnt from his mother that ‘‘life’s just too short to carry around a great bucket-load of anger and resentment and bitterness and hatreds ’‘.  Then under his breath “But what would she know?  She was a stupid C*&t anyway”.

Julia Gillard has welcomed Kevin’s return with open arms and legs.  In a short statement she said “I am looking forward to having Kevin join our team thrusting forward, up and down and side to side.  That’s right.  The new Julia thrusts forward”.

Rudd’s believes he shares a special bond with Julia that only a person that has been knifed in the back by her could possibly understand and hopes to see Julia moving forward off The Rocks in Sydney really soon.

[Mez]

I'm afraid I can't respond with smileys, Draino, because I don't want to use That's orgasm face inappropriately ( ), but well done!

[blue]

Rudd’s believes he shares a special bond with Julia that only a person that has been knifed in the back by her could possibly understand

Zomg, it's like Harry Potter and Voldemort! 

I'm afraid I can't respond with smileys, Draino, because I don't want to use That's orgasm face inappropriately ( ), but well done!

orgasm face? 

[Thaluikhain]

It has been decided that  looks like me orgasming (by people who haven't actually seen me orgasm, note), and that  looks like me creepily watching people over the fence (ditto).

[SG]

It has been decided that  looks like me orgasming (by people who haven't actually seen me orgasm, note),

Whilst I accept this is a face nobody has seen, except when you're facing the mirror and your mum on those occassions she's walked in on you, I think you're overlooking another key consideration.

Vis' stalking powers.

SG

[blue]

So... just the smiley emoticons then? 

Have to start using these guys again...

[Mez]

They are equally awful, Blue.

[blue]

So... they all look like Thal? Every emoticon ever?

I think perhaps you've all gone mad...

Hang on... do any of the emoticons also look like Mexicans by any chance?

Just trying to piece this all together.

[Lord Biscuit©]

Just do what I do blue. Ignore them all.