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Re: Before you decide to vote Green like a tosser...
« Reply #30 on: August 03, 2010, 04:51:26 PM »

Fadey looses.

Fadey never loses.

But yes, I do loose my arsehole from time to time.
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Re: Before you decide to vote Green like a tosser...
« Reply #31 on: August 03, 2010, 04:57:32 PM »

Lose or loosen?

Detachable arsehoel...
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Re: Before you decide to vote Green like a tosser...
« Reply #32 on: August 03, 2010, 05:01:55 PM »

Allows me to shit from a distance.

That way I don't have to smell it.

I could shit in your loungeroom from the office. It's awesome. You just have to leave the front door open so my arsehole can walk in. I can't open the door because my arse doesn't have opposable thumbs. :(
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Re: Before you decide to vote Green like a tosser...
« Reply #33 on: August 03, 2010, 05:04:27 PM »

I can't open the door because my arse doesn't have opposable thumbs. :(

Well you can't have EVERYTHING :D

So, you really are a Greenie, distancing yourself from the toilet to lessen your carbon footprint.
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Re: Before you decide to vote Green like a tosser...
« Reply #34 on: August 03, 2010, 05:10:13 PM »

I'm not following your logic there.

A shit is still a shit. Why would it be diffrent if I did it somewhere else?
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Re: Before you decide to vote Green like a tosser...
« Reply #35 on: August 03, 2010, 05:11:23 PM »

You're allowed to do global warming in the toilet?
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Re: Before you decide to vote Green like a tosser...
« Reply #36 on: August 03, 2010, 05:12:01 PM »

I don't really know either, but it's my logic, so does it need to make sense?

Just make sure you spray old school Glen 20 with CFC's.
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Re: Before you decide to vote Green like a tosser...
« Reply #37 on: August 03, 2010, 05:19:08 PM »

The CFC's create a hole in the ozone layer that helps to leak excess CO2 into space. And I think we all know how badly space needs  CO2.
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Re: Before you decide to vote Green like a tosser...
« Reply #38 on: August 03, 2010, 05:20:21 PM »

I don't really know either, but it's my logic, so does it need to make sense?

Since you're a woman, you are exempt from making sense.

But it would still be preferable.
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Re: Before you decide to vote Green like a tosser...
« Reply #39 on: August 03, 2010, 05:21:26 PM »

Ah, so does this mean you'd be OK with some senseless Labor policies?
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Re: Before you decide to vote Green like a tosser...
« Reply #40 on: August 03, 2010, 05:25:42 PM »

Since you're a woman, you are exempt from making sense.

Suck on my big fat one bitch.
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Re: Before you decide to vote Green like a tosser...
« Reply #41 on: August 03, 2010, 05:26:14 PM »

Labor policies a generally senseless anyway. Having a woman at the top will probably reduce the sensibility of their proposals from 18.75% to 9.30%. Hardly a major shift in the grand scheme of things, even though it's halved. :D
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