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Author Topic: Apple's new product iWant  (Read 216 times)

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Apple's new product iWant
« on: June 17, 2010, 01:18:43 AM »

You've all heard how Apple Computers' new product iPad has topped 2 million mark in sales within 2 months of its release

Now the latest release from Apple is the iWant, which is already proving to be the fastest selling gadget from Apple

The iWant is specially designed to do nothing that any cheap laptop can't do, but iWant just sounds cooler.

According to iWant spokesperson Apple is releasing advertisements with subliminal messages that would make users want to buy an iWant. But as per market analyst most fanboys would be buying an iWant anyway and the company would be better served by spending the money on creating useless apps for the iWant instead.

Analyst for the Computer Industry have said that any organisation wishing to sell their product should think of prefixing the product name with an "i" and thus sell anything. In related news Apple is releasing a new perfume called the iFart, inspired by Steve Jobs fondness for chickpeas.
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Re: Apple's new product iWant
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2010, 12:31:15 PM »

iWish iHadnt read that
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Re: Apple's new product iWant
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2010, 02:31:16 PM »

They are releasing it in China with another brand name - iFookYu
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