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wolfchasing

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Hello
« on: March 15, 2010, 09:15:12 PM »
Well, hello there. It must seem quite obvious that I am a noob, since I am posting here. On this board.

I'm a teenager, please don't flame/hate/bash/whatever.

If this is a redeeming quality, I hate chat speak, and I am a frequent user of spell check.

I am a self-proclaimed slacker and a quiet person. Don't expect me to say all that much.

Been a proud Doctor Who fan for just over two years.

Became a Chaser fan when the APEC stunt happened. Was too young to understand anything at all then. When I started paying attention to the news/politics a year later, I *cough* borrowed my brother's Chaser's War on Everything Series one, and watched late into the night during the holidays. When the series returned in '09, I watched.

So... that's a very brief explanation of me. Spam away.
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Re: Hello
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2010, 09:16:30 PM »
Quote from: wolfchaser on March 15, 2010, 09:15:12 PM
Been a proud Doctor Who fan for just over two years.

Please tell me you started watching the real Doctor Who two years ago, not that RTD rubbish.
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Re: Hello
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2010, 09:17:10 PM »
Welcome! Please feel free to talk nonsense and PM me if anyone freaks you out! :)

Happy Posting!
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Re: Hello
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2010, 09:18:57 PM »
well it's fucking fun if you make it this easy...  :x
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Re: Hello
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2010, 09:19:42 PM »
Wow, a legit noob. Awesome.

Please have a legit hilarious joke to make you feel welcomed :)

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

Enjoy your stay :)
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Re: Hello
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2010, 09:21:48 PM »
You've been busting to be able to do that again books, havent you?
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Re: Hello
« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2010, 09:22:47 PM »
Yes I have...

but I like this one much more

A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend.

The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right ... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 -- are you ready?"

Barbara: "Sure, I'll have a go!"

Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest?

Is it........

A-Robin

B-Sparrow

C-Cuckoo

D-Thrush

Remember Barbara its worth 1 Million dollars."

"I think I know who it..but I'm not 100%...

No, I haven't got a clue. I'd like to phone a friend Regis, just to be sure.

Regis: "Yes, who, Barbara, do you want to phone?

Barbara: "I'll phone my friend Maggie back home in Birmingham."

(ringing)

Maggie (also a blonde): "Hello..."

Regis: "Hello Maggie, its Regis here from Who Wants to be a Millionaire-I have Barbara here and she is doing really well on $500,000, but needs your help to be a Million.

The next voice you hear will be Barbara's and she'll read you the question.

There are 4 possible answers and 1 correct answer and you have 30 seconds to answer -- fire away Barbara."

Barbara: "Maggie, which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it:

A-Robin

B-Sparrow

C-Cuckoo

D-Thrush"

Maggie: "Oh Gees, Barbara that's simple.....It's a Cuckoo."

Barbara: "You think?"

Maggie: "I'm sure."

Barbara: " Thanks Maggie." (hangs up)

Regis: "Well, do you want to stick on $500,000 or play on for the Million, Barbara?"

Barbara: "I want to play, I'll go with C-Cuckoo"

Regis: "Is that your final answer?"

Barbara: "It is."

Regis: "Are you confident?"

Barbara: "Yes fairly, Maggie's a sound bet."

Regis: "Barbara.....you had $500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo ...you're right! - You have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a real gambler. Audience please put your hands together for Barbara."

(clapping)

That night Barbara calls round to Maggie and brings her down to a local bar for a celebration drink and, as they are sipping their Champagne, Barbara turns to Maggie and asks "Tell me Maggie, How in God's name did you know that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its own nest?

Maggie: "Listen Barbara, everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a clock."
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Re: Hello
« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2010, 09:32:20 PM »
I'd be watching as much of the original Doctor Who as I could be, but there's the slight problems in that: pretty shitty internet connection, local libraries don't have enough of the old series, and I'm pretty damn broke. So I watch the new stuff... and it's honestly not that bad. I'm just glad RTD's gone now.

And I feel so privileged! A Welcoming Joke! *gushes*
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Re: Hello
« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2010, 09:33:19 PM »
Quote from: wolfchaser on March 15, 2010, 09:32:20 PM
I'm just glad RTD's gone now.

That's alright then.  :lol:
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Re: Hello
« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2010, 09:41:19 PM »
Quote from: wolfchaser on March 15, 2010, 09:32:20 PM
And I feel so privileged! A Welcoming Joke! *gushes*
Yeah that'll wear off when Hammer starts posting...
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Re: Hello
« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2010, 09:45:31 PM »
Hey noob.

It seems I should stay the hell away from you.

Either pay the shit out of everyone or say uncontroversial things and you'll be right.

DON'T MENTION THE CHASER!

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Re: Hello
« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2010, 09:51:13 PM »
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DON'T MENTION THE CHASER!

Being a noob and all... why should I not mention the Chaser, since it is a forum for aforementioned comedy team?
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Re: Hello
« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2010, 09:57:10 PM »
Quote from: wolfchaser on March 15, 2010, 09:51:13 PM
Being a noob and all... why should I not mention the Chaser, since it is a forum for aforementioned comedy team?

Because we've all been here so long that noone remembers why they joined.
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Re: Hello
« Reply #13 on: March 15, 2010, 10:06:03 PM »
And some, like mez, don't remember they joined at all, and think this is their kitchen.
NO MEZ, DON'T PUT THE APPLE JUICE IN THERE.
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Re: Hello
« Reply #14 on: March 15, 2010, 10:34:18 PM »
I'd like some apple juice.

If that is really apple juice...
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