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Author Topic: Ford Territory - is it the new Volvo?  (Read 314 times)

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Ford Territory - is it the new Volvo?
« on: March 07, 2010, 05:47:38 PM »
As some of you may be aware, I live in a quiet backwater where any REAL danger on the roads is provided by old men in hats.

But as I drive around, I've noticed that a vast majority of driving crimes are committed by Ford territory drivers.

Any time you see someone doing something really stupid behind the wheel, odds are it is a Territory driver - why is this so?

There also seem to be less Volvos on the road - as if the section of the market previously occupied by Volvos has now been filled by Territories.

It's always been a mystery to me whether bad drivers buy Volvos, or whether they become bad drivers when they buy one.

But with the proliferation of Territories, this question answers itself - the ex-Volvo drivers, who now buy Territories, are bad drivers to start with.

Have a look around you on the roads, and check the car of the person you see committing driving crimes, and I think you'll find I'm right.
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Re: Ford Territory - is it the new Volvo?
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2010, 10:22:40 PM »
I think Fords are just shit...

And FYI...my mother drives a Ford Territory ;D
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Re: Ford Territory - is it the new Volvo?
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2010, 02:12:52 AM »
'Nuff said, GB!
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Re: Ford Territory - is it the new Volvo?
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2010, 05:38:08 AM »
Funnily enough, I have been thinking in recent years that Volvo drivers have moved on to Subaru Libertys!
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Re: Ford Territory - is it the new Volvo?
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2010, 10:05:36 AM »
That's not funny in the least...
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Re: Ford Territory - is it the new Volvo?
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2010, 01:42:06 PM »
Now we know what you drive, Books!

I want to know who came up with the idea of inflating normal sized sedans and calling them RV's.

Fuck those fat arse, pathetic pieces of shit are annoying!
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Re: Ford Territory - is it the new Volvo?
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2010, 02:12:42 PM »
Quote from: Bookworm. on March 08, 2010, 10:05:36 AM
That's not funny in the least...
True. I typed that at 5.38am. Give me a break.

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Re: Ford Territory - is it the new Volvo?
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2010, 02:48:51 PM »
Quote from: grooviechickie on March 08, 2010, 05:38:08 AM
Funnily enough, I have been thinking in recent years that Volvo drivers have moved on to Subaru Libertys!

Yes, there are quite a lot of Liberty drivers committing driving crimes too.  But I would argue they're outweighed by Territory drivers.
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