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How the internet will die.
« on: March 02, 2010, 10:46:40 PM »
I thought surely we could think of some. Inspired by Frank Chimero's blog whose suggestions I've listed:

   1. Locust swarm at Farmville, ruining crops and causing mass e-starvation.
   2. O shortage on Ggle Search Results.
   3. Bird season at Twitter.
   4. Rick Astley gives up and lets us down.
   5. MySpace v3.0 (with 3D glasses)
   6. Dancing Baby and Hamster Dance make another go at it in light of the recent success of other come-back tours.
   7. All server farms = Transformers.
   8. Facebook homepage redesign.

EDIT: Uh oh. I thought of more.

   1. Large Hadron Collider operated by this guy.
   2. A Tumblr blog about hipsters is started. It does not receive a book deal.
   3. Ban imposed on list-based blog entries


and he was fuelled by ten ways the internet will die but they seem to be less witty and and filled with too many words for me to giggle at. So guys, how do you think the internet will end?
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Re: How the internet will die.
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2010, 10:48:11 PM »
FIRST POST!
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Re: How the internet will die.
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2010, 10:48:50 PM »
FUCK YOU.
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Re: How the internet will die.
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2010, 10:50:45 PM »
Facebook already has redesigned...about a million times!

I think it will end if someone cuts the phones lines.
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Re: How the internet will die.
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2010, 10:50:52 PM »
FUCK ME.
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Re: How the internet will die.
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2010, 10:52:15 PM »
Not just now thanks Nate.
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« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2010, 10:56:36 PM »
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Re: How the internet will die.
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2010, 10:58:36 PM »
Because I don't look like that!
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Re: How the internet will die.
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2010, 11:00:01 PM »
The woman or the whale in the background?
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Re: How the internet will die.
« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2010, 11:02:42 PM »
Quote from: King Nate on March 02, 2010, 11:00:01 PM
The woman or the whale in the background?


Ha! The whale :P
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Re: How the internet will die.
« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2010, 11:03:42 PM »
The Internet will die when Nate becomes an internet porn star.
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Re: How the internet will die.
« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2010, 11:04:44 PM »
Is that all it takes?

I'll get to it asap.  :D
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Re: How the internet will die.
« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2010, 11:05:31 PM »
The only person still connected will be Kelch. An Internet of one.
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Re: How the internet will die.
« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2010, 11:09:57 PM »
Thats because Kelch will be the other star.  :D
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