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Re: The Sex Thread
« Reply #45 on: February 25, 2010, 06:15:22 PM »

Depends on the chick.  I usually get a general scope of a person, take into consideration the situation and come up with a plan devised from who they are and cross-referenced previous experience.  This means that if I have to adapt on the fly, I can.  Nothing worse than sounding scripted.

And essentially, yeah.  Her triggering the memory of another could be lethal, because I have a nasty habit of changing my mind about how badly I really want something based on a negative impulse and it can be too late or time-consuming to recover if I reconsider.  However, forcing yourself to see someone in a context you desire is bad too, as you can fail to pick up on many of the idiosyncrasies they have as an individual.  It's important to notice these as being perceptive puts you ahead of the pack and people become much more forgiving of your own short-comings if you notice the little good things about them.  Idle commentary on how they look sexiest when they put one hand on their hip and the curve of their body when they're thinking or when they seem to be most confident makes my being an egotistical, cunning son of a bitch a whole lot less of a bad thing in a second consideration.  So long as the noticing is put into an empowering context, you can nearly be and do anything you want.

Dude.

I didn't even read past the first line of this rubbish, but I can tell you are thinking way too much about this.

This alone will cause failure. Just stop it, OK? :)
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Re: The Sex Thread
« Reply #46 on: February 25, 2010, 06:15:36 PM »

Only because you don't stand a chance.  :)

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Re: The Sex Thread
« Reply #47 on: February 25, 2010, 06:17:15 PM »

Besides, you don't look past how something works.  I'm just explaining why it works.  But hey, what would I know about different women and how they tick?  :D :D :D

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Re: The Sex Thread
« Reply #48 on: February 25, 2010, 06:20:18 PM »

It's interesting that you study your victims dates, Nate. But it all sounds so complicated with this chick. Find another target for your youthful lust.
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Re: The Sex Thread
« Reply #49 on: February 25, 2010, 06:21:39 PM »

You know about 2/3rds of fuck all, Nate. :D
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Re: The Sex Thread
« Reply #50 on: February 25, 2010, 06:24:36 PM »

It's interesting that you study your victims dates, Nate. But it all sounds so complicated with this chick. Find another target for your youthful lust.

Everything worthwhile is complicated.

You know about 2/3rds of fuck all, Nate. :D

I'm sorry what you see as complicated, I see as simple observations and the results of cause and effect at play.  I'll be sure to use words with less syllables and less strenuous concepts next time!  :D

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Re: The Sex Thread
« Reply #51 on: February 25, 2010, 06:25:43 PM »

Well, let me know how it works out. I'm curious to see if you can land her.
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Re: The Sex Thread
« Reply #52 on: February 25, 2010, 06:29:10 PM »

Me too now!  :D

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Re: The Sex Thread
« Reply #53 on: February 25, 2010, 06:32:55 PM »

I'm sorry what you see as complicated, I see as simple observations and the results of cause and effect at play.  I'll be sure to use words with less syllables and less strenuous concepts next time!  :D

What makes you think I saw it as complicated??

Your "information" posts were all of the tl:dr kind I'm afraid. I read the first line of one of them, and that was all. I saw nothing complicated.
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Re: The Sex Thread
« Reply #54 on: February 25, 2010, 06:34:16 PM »

Me too now!  :D

Well one thing's for sure. It has nothing to do with how great you are.

It just all depends on how slutty she happens to be. :)
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Re: The Sex Thread
« Reply #55 on: February 25, 2010, 06:35:52 PM »

Well one thing's for sure. It has nothing to do with how great you are.

It just all depends on how slutty she happens to be. :)

This coming from you of all peope? :D
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Re: The Sex Thread
« Reply #56 on: February 25, 2010, 06:43:32 PM »

This coming from you of all peope? :D

Yes. Trust me, I know.
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Re: The Sex Thread
« Reply #57 on: February 25, 2010, 06:56:18 PM »

Fades, you're a cunt.  :D

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Re: The Sex Thread
« Reply #58 on: February 25, 2010, 07:02:52 PM »

I am full time fuckwit, and a cunt in my spare time.
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Re: The Sex Thread
« Reply #59 on: February 25, 2010, 07:05:38 PM »

I am full time fuckwit, and a cunt in my spare time.

Cunts are useful.

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