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Re: The Sex Thread
« Reply #285 on: March 10, 2010, 07:07:19 PM »

If a bloke/chick sleeps around a lot and they get called sleazebag/slut, what is the person called that is sleeping with them? A sleazebag fucker / slut fucker? I can hear it now.

Instead of, "I fucked 10 chicks/guys last week" (sleazebag/slut).

It would be, "I fucked a real sleazebag/slut last week"

Which is worse, the sleazebag/slut or the sleazebag/slut fucker, or are they as bad as each other?
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Re: The Sex Thread
« Reply #286 on: March 10, 2010, 07:15:46 PM »

As if a goat fucker has any right to comment!
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Re: The Sex Thread
« Reply #287 on: March 10, 2010, 07:28:30 PM »

I don't know, but I like the term 'slut-fucker'.
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Re: The Sex Thread
« Reply #288 on: March 10, 2010, 07:32:14 PM »

As if a goat fucker has any right to comment!


At least I have experience.
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Re: The Sex Thread
« Reply #289 on: March 10, 2010, 07:34:09 PM »

Fucking goats ain't no kind of experience dude.  :|
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Re: The Sex Thread
« Reply #290 on: March 10, 2010, 07:39:07 PM »

Fucking goats ain't no kind of experience dude.  :|


You must have got a dud one.
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Re: The Sex Thread
« Reply #291 on: March 10, 2010, 07:41:35 PM »

Is this turning you on Az...

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Re: The Sex Thread
« Reply #292 on: March 10, 2010, 07:43:45 PM »

Nah, those ones are too easy, all you have to do is clap and they roll on their backs, although they are good value for bucks nights.
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Re: The Sex Thread
« Reply #293 on: March 10, 2010, 07:47:56 PM »

I can see why you like them...

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Re: The Sex Thread
« Reply #294 on: March 10, 2010, 07:49:55 PM »

That's a Billy, I'm not gay.
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Re: The Sex Thread
« Reply #295 on: March 10, 2010, 08:02:58 PM »

That's a Billy, I'm not gay.

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Re: The Sex Thread
« Reply #296 on: March 10, 2010, 09:58:24 PM »


Men and women are different.

Wow!  I think that must be just about the most profound thing you've ever said!  :-P

autoerotic asphyxiation anyone?
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Re: The Sex Thread
« Reply #297 on: March 10, 2010, 10:00:49 PM »

No thanks, although I did try and strangle a partner once. He didn't think it was that erotic.

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Re: The Sex Thread
« Reply #298 on: March 10, 2010, 10:03:16 PM »

I didn't find being strangled terribly erotic either ... but there you go. One person's meat is another's poison.
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Re: The Sex Thread
« Reply #299 on: March 10, 2010, 10:09:06 PM »

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