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[Nate]

Well, it might help that every other member of the human race can't stand them.


You don't have the patience to break through the mind games and sales tricks.


I think Telstra Girl has you sussed.

Unlikely.  I saw her yesterday when I was wandering around and by chance this morning while I was having my breakfast at Coffee Club.

No tips, other than perhaps you should stop trying to simply bed chicks and instead get to know them a little?

Hypocritical feministic tip.  Why should I bother listening to this when you've already stated how much you love sex and that you've had many sexual partners?  Besides, it's misplaced.  Getting to know someone is par for the course for bedding them.  Especially when I may want or need them to chaprone me around.

[Bookworm.]

Any advice?

Don't fuck it up?

[Nate]

Best advice yet.  Ambiguous, but advice given that gets me a result closest to my goals.

[grooviechickie]

No tips, other than perhaps you should stop trying to simply bed chicks and instead get to know them a little?

Hypocritical feministic tip.  Why should I bother listening to this when you've already stated how much you love sex and that you've had many sexual partners?  Besides, it's misplaced.

I have had more than my share of men, but it's been more long term friend-who-happen-to-be-fuck-buddies rather than one-nighters.

I prefer that.

[Nate]

Your own preference doesn't heed to the question's parameters; you don't answer a question by stating your opinion of the context of the question.

Oh, wait, has nobody told that to you before?

[Emperor Fadeaway]

I think Telstra Girl has you sussed. No tips, other than perhaps you should stop trying to simply bed chicks and instead get to know them a little? You know, for more than a 5 minute screw.

I thought you live for 5 minute screws yourself.

Nice advice, hypocrite.

[Emperor Fadeaway]

Hypocritical feministic tip. 

Oops. Nate spotted it first.

See, we can't both be wrong, GC. It is what you are.

[Mez]

I thought you live for 5 minute screws yourself.

No woman would be satisfied with a 5 minute screw, Fades.  This is obviously where YOU are going wrong.

[Thaluikhain]

No woman would be satisfied with a 5 minute screw, Fades.

Really?  Yet another reason why heterosexuality isn't worth the effort.

[Emperor Fadeaway]

No woman would be satisfied with a 5 minute screw, Fades.  This is obviously where YOU are going wrong.

GC is fine with it.

5 minutes with 20 different guys in a row makes 1 hour and 40 minutes of random 5 minutes screwing.. More than enough time to half satisfy her. Which is more than she desrves.

[Mez]

Really?  Yet another reason why heterosexuality isn't worth the effort.

 

So ... you'll let us know how the homosexuality goes, Thal?

[Thaluikhain]

If I'm not going to have sex with women, why should I have to talk to them anymore?  Homosexuality FTW.

[Emperor Fadeaway]

HAHA. Nice one Thal. 

[grooviechickie]

Your own preference doesn't heed to the question's parameters; you don't answer a question by stating your opinion of the context of the question.

Oh, wait, has nobody told that to you before?

I was just clarifying that my relationships are longer than 5 minutes, and that I love sex within a long-term friendship/relationship. Ergo, your assumption that you shouldn't listen to me because I do 2-minute-stands is completely wrong.

GC is fine with it.

5 minutes with 20 different guys in a row makes 1 hour and 40 minutes of random 5 minutes screwing.. More than enough time to half satisfy her. Which is more than she desrves.

Awww, you're soooooo cute when you're jealous!

[Nate]

If I'm not going to have sex with women, why should I have to talk to them anymore?

Women are lucky love is such an obscure, abstract concept.  Otherwise, their only hope would to either be Demi Moore or have mucho money.

Guys have it great- get loads of money, get a gold digger/ trophy wife.  It's not a jaded nor unrealistic concept.  It's a fantastic incentive to study hard and a valuable lesson for any young man:  Money is power, influence and the only thing you can truly rely on.  In the end, people are fickle.  Their desire for money isn't.  The simple lesson in life is to play the field by it's own rules.  Those who whine are simply those without any power of their own or beyond the chance or hope to get it.