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[grooviechickie]

Since Vis got all upset that we've taken over the Beautiful People thread, I thought I'd make a new one here.

Discuss away. 

[Invisible Friend.]

Thank you.

[grooviechickie]

You're welcome. 

Now watch this thread die a slow and painful death.

[Bookworm.]

Well, make it more lively then....

Regale us with accounts of your sordid life

[grooviechickie]

Not that much is sordid, to be honest. Except the time with the two soldiers, and the fact that I added up how many lovers I've had and scared myself. 

Tell us about your sordid love life, Books!

[Bookworm.]

Two soldiers...? Intriguing...

My love life may be being squashed just as it was about to begin. Became official with the guy just as he may be moving back to Brisbane. Fucking awesome, right?

[Thaluikhain]

Since Vis got all upset that we've taken over the Beautiful People thread, I thought I'd make a new one here.

Well, it started off as the "not beautiful" thread, but got spammed to death anyway, didn't it?

[Kelchables]

Here something sex related, a copy pasta from a conversation with my friend:

Karen the Kraken <3 says:
 So I'm reading another Chuck Palahniuk novel.
 In which pygmies are sent to the USA pretending to be children there on a foreign exchange.
 But they're pygmy terrorists.
 This particular one was getting harassed by an American boy.
Kepai/Flamer <3 says:
 *snorts*
Karen the Kraken <3 says:
 So he kung fu'd him in the mall bathroom, and raped him up the ass just to prove he could.


Then he robbed him for NO REASON. xD
 I was reading like "UHHHH..."
 He gave someone else the money.
 And he wiped off his dick on the dude's shirt.
Kepai/Flamer <3 says:
 xD
Karen the Kraken <3 says:
 Which said "John 3:16" on it. XD
 He had this move.
 In which he like, makes a "viper fist" out of his hand, and shoves it in the dude's mouth.
 Then he opens his hand so wide the guy can't bite down, and grabs his tongue so he can't scream and half-suffocates him.
 So he did this with one hand whilst he raped him.
 And it was so graphic. T_T

[grooviechickie]

Two soldiers...? Intriguing...

My love life may be being squashed just as it was about to begin. Became official with the guy just as he may be moving back to Brisbane. Fucking awesome, right?

Awwww... poor Books.

[grooviechickie]

Woah, that's gross, Kelch!

[Nate]

Nah.  No commentary or response to any and all of this.

So, ironically relevant to many:  I'm going to ask out this hot chick who works at Telstra.  See how I go.  I'm in favour of simply asking her out when I go in next to get some info for my sister about plans and shit.  85% chance of failure though.  Weirdly enough, I can easily bed the chicks who try to sign you up for a charity or even door-to-door sales chicks who go to uni.  I'm very interested to see how I go.

Any advice?

[Monsieur Blond]

Nope.

[Nate]

I wouldn't expect you to have any.  The Greatest Gift, and all that...

[Thaluikhain]

Weirdly enough, I can easily bed the chicks who try to sign you up for a charity or even door-to-door sales chicks who go to uni. 

Well, it might help that every other member of the human race can't stand them.

[grooviechickie]

I think Telstra Girl has you sussed. No tips, other than perhaps you should stop trying to simply bed chicks and instead get to know them a little? You know, for more than a 5 minute screw.