It's called Catholic-baiting, and it's a good way to let your aggression out while telling off religious nutjobs.
I invented my new sport when I realised that anyone who is a member of, or who financially supports, an organisation run by paedophiles is by definition an accessary to paedophilia.
This means all practising Catholics are either guilty of actual paedophilia or are accessaries before, during and after the act, which is illegal (though you wouldn't know it from the number of paedos in the judiciary).
I'm starting with Catholics because at the moment I hate them the most. I'll move on to judges and Anglicans next.
Mr Mez is helping me by writing songs about them. Here is the latest, lyrics first and notes next:
Ballad of Mary McKillop (Brainstorm 2010) Lyrix.Mary Mary that's my name no happy gal am I
Just been turned into a saint by a gang of paedophiles
Is it asking such a lot leave the wine there on the shelf
Close your fly in the name of god keep your fingers to yourself
Protect your name in a cult of shame to keep you from the pen
Kiss and tell ring that cardinal bell and then do it all again
We never thought they'd do it again
Surely that's enough for you and me
The police they take such a narrow view
Of what's a major crime and what's hypocrisy
We're so good at telling good from bad
We even know what makes a saint
One thing you can be sure we'd never do
Is tell a raft of lies to save our face
You know we'd never hide from the truth
Our sanctimony's never phoney
Don't think we're on the run
What's going on in this crazy world
If a guy can't have a little fun
You get to wear a dress and avoid arrest
How much better can this thing get
Jesus lives and god forgives
And they only pretend that it hurts.
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Notes on the Ballad of Mary McKillop:"Mary McKillop, in February 2010, was officially canonised as Australia's first catholic saint. Sad and bitter enough it was, too, to hear the Catholic hierarchy being interviewed on TV, saying how pious and beautiful and holy she was, talking about the good things she did in her lifetime - this from the same people who a few months earlier had been making the most awful excuses for neglecting to notify the police of the the thousands of cases and endemic culture of paedophilia, the continuous stream of child-molesters and rapists existing within their own priesthood.
When they found out, these spiritual leaders responded by telling no-one, threatening their own parishioners, and simply transferring these criminals away from the towns and institutions where they were known, to new parishes and orphanages and schools far away, where they weren't known, far more concerned with their own image as wise, holy and spiritual people than the thousands of suicides, generational paedophiles, wife-beaters, drug-dependants, chronic depressives and all the rest of the human wreckage they had wrought among the weak and vulnerable who came to them for protection and guidance."
And to that I can only add that paedophile priests are hopeless at spelling - they keep confusing "pray" with "prey".
