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[Mephistopheles]

you could still do forum awards properly if you focussed more on threads and events, as opposed to people

[Thaluikhain]

I would be delighted to take on the mantle of orthographic Nazi, but I don't know if Wolfe will vote for me

Well, get campaigning then.

[Emperor Fadeaway]

Democratically voted as forum's newest fuckwit (No more laurels for fadeaway...maybe).

Fuck off. I am, and always will be.

[grooviechickie]

which title was that....?

Biggest e-slut? Then again, you don't really offer the kissing of pink bits online - you seek your jollies IRL.

Maybe Books will take it over, with that Fadey phase she went through?

[Nate]

Fuck off. I am, and always will be.

I come in, you go out, I go out, you come in.  It's a natural rhythm.  The board gravitates to either of our personalities, and we saw what happened when we were both running this place. 

So, the title should (now) be shared equally.  At the very least.

[Bookworm.]

Biggest e-slut? Then again, you don't really offer the kissing of pink bits online - you seek your jollies IRL.

Maybe Books will take it over, with that Fadey phase she went through?

Maybe you should shut up and leave the title where it is?


Co-incidentally, that applies to Fades and Nate too.

[Nate]

She's still sore from the reaming she constantly receives from everybody here when she speaks about subjects outside of her knowledge, which is everything other than sex.

Besides, it's not slutty if you all want to play pogo on my cock.  It's simply natural selection in play.

[Mez]

Besides, it's not slutty if you all want to play pogo on my cock.  It's simply natural selection in play.

That's right, Nate, because bouncing around on your mini-dick won't get anyone pregnant, and that's a boon to the human race. 

[Bookworm.]

She's still sore from the reaming she constantly receives from everybody here when she speaks about subjects outside of her knowledge, which is everything other than sex.

Wow, the you picked the one subject that I'm most clueless on. I think you got me confused with yourself.

[Nate]

That's right, Nate, because bouncing around on your mini-dick won't get anyone pregnant, and that's a boon to the human race. 

My erect penis is half the size of my arm; a 600mL coke bottle is half the size of my arm.  It's a modest cock.  But I can't stand kids and any offspring of mine would have to be had with the most evil female counter-part the world has ever seen for me to consider it.  If you're going to do it, you might as well do it right...

Wow, the you picked the one subject that I'm most clueless on. I think you got me confused with yourself.

That was aimed at GC.

[Bookworm.]

Oops. Quote more frequently. Or use names.

[Mez]

My erect penis is half the size of my arm; a 600mL coke bottle is half the size of my arm. 

You have a 600mL penis?  That's not modest, it's the size of Lake Eppalock!  Perhaps you meant a 600ml penis? 

Too scared to use a tape measure?

[Nate]

I dunno.  Jam a coke bottle up ya clacker and you'll have a good enough estimate.

[Mez]

I dunno.  Jam a coke bottle up ya clacker and you'll have a good enough estimate.

    My clacker is not that big!    I have the episiotomy scars to prove it.

[Nate]

What's an episiotomy?