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Re: the Special Sauce thread
« Reply #30 on: January 31, 2010, 11:01:35 PM »
Blues pills are good
If you think you could
But if you still can't manage
There's always coffins


You can almost always find a stiff in a coffin ;-)


Heres a few more for you ladies

There once was a gardener
In the blue mountains
Who searched for a girl
Who went of like a fountain
What's her name?
His friends asked him with glee
If no clues at all
I just call her GC!


There's this Bendigo Lass
Who's renowned for her ass
And by that I do not mean her donkey
And she's such a good lay
Many people say
......
(damn, I can't think of anything good that rhymes with donkey!) :x:
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Quote from: Azazel on April 24, 2011, 04:40:41 PM
.....Also a knife to the liver is a lot worse than the occasional beer every 5 minutes, so  :-P

Y'know - This is one of those moments I totally agree with AZ - That's the

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Re: the Special Sauce thread
« Reply #31 on: January 31, 2010, 11:04:41 PM »
But her short term recall was shonky?
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Re: the Special Sauce thread
« Reply #32 on: January 31, 2010, 11:22:50 PM »
Nawwww! Brother Hammer, you rock.  :mrgreen:
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Re: the Special Sauce thread
« Reply #33 on: February 01, 2010, 03:11:21 PM »
Quote from: hammer on January 31, 2010, 11:01:35 PM

There's this Bendigo Lass
Who's renowned for her ass
And by that I do not mean her donkey
And she's such a good lay
Many people say
......
(damn, I can't think of anything good that rhymes with donkey!) :x:


She's a much better lay than a honky?
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Re: the Special Sauce thread
« Reply #34 on: February 02, 2010, 09:03:34 PM »
Mez..... You're white & therefore a honky!

Trukka's reply was the one! ;-)
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Quote from: Azazel on April 24, 2011, 04:40:41 PM
.....Also a knife to the liver is a lot worse than the occasional beer every 5 minutes, so  :-P

Y'know - This is one of those moments I totally agree with AZ - That's the

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Re: the Special Sauce thread
« Reply #35 on: February 03, 2010, 03:53:26 PM »
Quote from: hammer on February 02, 2010, 09:03:34 PM
Mez..... You're white & therefore a honky!


I am NOT white!!  I'm PINK!   :-P
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Re: the Special Sauce thread
« Reply #36 on: February 03, 2010, 03:55:27 PM »
Where are we talking about?
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Re: the Special Sauce thread
« Reply #37 on: February 03, 2010, 03:57:02 PM »
Everywhere - except the non-pink bits.  :-P

Only albinos are white.
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Re: the Special Sauce thread
« Reply #38 on: February 03, 2010, 04:06:35 PM »
What about redheads?
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Re: the Special Sauce thread
« Reply #39 on: February 03, 2010, 05:24:41 PM »
I'm very pale, yes... but I am still pinkish. Albinos are freaky.  :-P
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Re: the Special Sauce thread
« Reply #40 on: February 03, 2010, 10:15:58 PM »
Quote from: grooviechickie on February 03, 2010, 05:24:41 PM
I'm very pale, yes... but I am still pinkish. Albinos are freaky.  :-P

You're so pink you're a communist...

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Re: the Special Sauce thread
« Reply #41 on: February 04, 2010, 12:52:26 AM »
Quote from: SG on February 03, 2010, 10:15:58 PM
You're so pink you're a communist...

SG

and will do the whole community for her share of the borscht!
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Quote from: Azazel on April 24, 2011, 04:40:41 PM
.....Also a knife to the liver is a lot worse than the occasional beer every 5 minutes, so  :-P

Y'know - This is one of those moments I totally agree with AZ - That's the

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Re: the Special Sauce thread
« Reply #42 on: February 06, 2010, 01:33:01 PM »
OK, this is a work in progress - I started writing it when I was 19.

I want your meat inside my heat
Grunting, cunting me
You are the spastic glance
The dance of fire
Inside my higher ride
(Take my ride - only five sense).

Ya in my courtesan grace
Where I masturbace
With you in candles, your face



So.  Given it's been sitting in my head for more years than I'll admit, could someone finish it for me?

Ta.
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Re: the Special Sauce thread
« Reply #43 on: February 06, 2010, 01:49:56 PM »
Quote from: Mez on February 06, 2010, 01:33:01 PM
I want your meat inside my heat
Grunting, cunting me
You are the spastic glance
The dance of fire
Inside my higher ride
(Take my ride - only five sense).

Ya in my courtesan grace
Where I masturbace
With you in candles, your face

 :-o I didn't know our forum had it's very own William Wordsworth!
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Re: the Special Sauce thread
« Reply #44 on: February 06, 2010, 02:14:41 PM »
Quote from: Mez on February 06, 2010, 01:33:01 PM
OK, this is a work in progress - I started writing it when I was 19.

I want your meat inside my heat
Grunting, cunting me
You are the spastic glance
The dance of fire
Inside my higher ride
(Take my ride - only five sense).

Ya in my courtesan grace
Where I masturbace
With you in candles, your face



So.  Given it's been sitting in my head for more years than I'll admit, could someone finish it for me?

Ta.

I'd finish it by breaking teh clay tablets it is written upon and smashing them to smithereens so this dross never sees the light of day again...

SG
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