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Author Topic: Think of the Children!  (Read 2478 times)

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Re: Think of the Children!
« Reply #15 on: October 23, 2009, 10:35:49 PM »

What about rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub?
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Re: Think of the Children!
« Reply #16 on: October 23, 2009, 10:43:17 PM »

3 vision impaired mice. 3 vision impaired mice.
See how they run. See how they run.
they all ran after the farmer's wife,
Who cut off their tails with a carving knife,
Call the RSPCA.


What about rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub?

rub-a-dub-dub, three consensual adults in a tub,
they can't get married but other than that it's none of our business.
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Re: Think of the Children!
« Reply #17 on: October 23, 2009, 10:46:14 PM »

sing a song of sixpence?
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Re: Think of the Children!
« Reply #18 on: October 23, 2009, 10:55:00 PM »

Sing a song of 93 cents to the US dollar
A pocket full of tamiflu,
Four and twenty bird-flu free chickens,
Baked in a pie.

When the pie is opened,
you blow on it first so you don't get burnt,
Wasn't that a safe meal,
To set before the PM?
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Re: Think of the Children!
« Reply #19 on: October 23, 2009, 11:03:00 PM »

:D

How about Monday's Child?
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Re: Think of the Children!
« Reply #20 on: October 23, 2009, 11:15:07 PM »

Monday's young person should not be discriminated against based on race,
Tuesday's young person is should not be discriminated against based on physical disability,
Wednesday's young person should not be discriminated against based on mental disability.
Thursday's young person should not be discriminated against based on social class.
Friday's young person has Aspergers, don't discriminate.
Saturday's young person should not be discriminated against because mummy is a dole bludger
But the young person who is born on the Sabbath Day can't get married if he's gay
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Re: Think of the Children!
« Reply #21 on: October 23, 2009, 11:17:34 PM »

I think Sabbath Day discriminates against other religions
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Re: Think of the Children!
« Reply #22 on: October 23, 2009, 11:20:21 PM »

true, substitute 'that other day'
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Re: Think of the Children!
« Reply #23 on: October 23, 2009, 11:23:31 PM »

lol i love that one :D
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Re: Think of the Children!
« Reply #24 on: October 23, 2009, 11:32:06 PM »

Fadey, you're an idiot.

If you wanna get technical, depression is a chemical imbalance in the brain. Nothing more or nothing less.

Or not.

If that were genuinely the case then the cure would be dead set easy.

It isn't and it isn't.

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Re: Think of the Children!
« Reply #25 on: October 23, 2009, 11:37:17 PM »

Um...did you not read what I wrote after that? I was highlighting the misuse of his black and white view point in over simplifying issues that are really rather complex.
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Re: Think of the Children!
« Reply #26 on: October 23, 2009, 11:39:33 PM »

Um...did you not read what I wrote after that? I was highlighting the misuse of his black and white view point in over simplifying issues that are really rather complex.

Um, did you miss the irony in you posting about someone else's misuse of B&W?

Probably not, much like a sense of humour most things pass you by.

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Re: Think of the Children!
« Reply #27 on: October 23, 2009, 11:45:30 PM »

GAHHHHH FUCK!!!!!!

YES, I KNOW!!! THAT'S WHY I USED IT. BECAUSE IT WAS CLEARLY WRONG AND MISGUIDED....ARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH


*sighs* And telling me I'm not funny doesn't make you funny :)
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Re: Think of the Children!
« Reply #28 on: October 23, 2009, 11:48:54 PM »

No, but it tends to make him correct.  :wink:

If that were genuinely the case then the cure would be dead set easy.

Why?  Isn't there going to be a number of unknown variables which may or may not remain constant to deal with?  Especially since understanding how the brain works has a long way to go.
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Re: Think of the Children!
« Reply #29 on: October 23, 2009, 11:53:12 PM »

You know, books, the more you talk back, the more it encourages him.

Best thing to do is just ignore and let him think he's so great.
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