And since this Valentine's Day is vastly lacking in poetic efforts, I shall delight you with my romantic sentiments
Twas the night of dear Valentine's, when all through the boards
Not a person was silent, not even the lords
The roses were delivered to the lovers with care
In the hopes that a fuck would soon be there
Nate wooed his love with talks of ponies and poems
And Kelch answered with gifts of chocolate and jeroboams
Whilst their whimpers of love abounded
The forum was arush with feelings surrounded
Tucka wrote poems full of lusty old rhymes
While Mez reminisced about sexier times
They both knew the road, so often they'd tred
Who knew who was first to get who in bed.
SG was a flirt, but he'd end up alone
Until, by GC, he decided to get blown
Blondie had her guyfriend, and they got on rather swell
But none who strayed near could ignore their peculiar smell
Wolfie was confused, as all young men are
For there were too many girls he loved from afar
Bee laughed out loud, she just wanted to fuck
Wolfie ran right on over, for he was often a schmuck
The forum now stank with the rank smell of sex
But alas our sick dealings would get far more complex
Thal despaired for he would receive no anonymous love
Until he tried our dear Vis and she fit like a glove
Persisting with his usual jolly puns
Hammer tucked in and enjoyed some hot buns
Az, rather sick of these disgusting displays
Threw shit on the walls and took his ferrari, no delays
Sitting in the corner, his hand on his cock
Our Fadey fastly fapped whilst taking stock
Perched on a couch with a teapot and two lovely novels
Dearest Adi and Jo laughed at the way we persisted to grovel
Circus Animal and Drainster and all those lovely DIY people
Enjoyed these base acts, erect like a steeple
Guttural moans and delight filled the air
We all gave our love and each took their share
So perhaps you may despair about over commercialised crap
But please join our festivities, you could get the clap!
