Dear honorable sirs and madams,
I kneel humbly at your feet and ask for direction. Why is it that that any Chaser fan with a large number of shiny gold stars next to their usernames seems to opine strongly that, to appreciate The Chaser's comedy, you must surely be above the age of nineteen? I do feel strongly that any Chaser fan is an ally of mine, so why doesn't everyone feel the same way?
'Fangirl' is a term of intense disdain and dislike in the forum. I must concede that I, too, dislike those under twelve who namedrop the Chaser even though they don't quite understand why everyone laughs when any Chaser member puts on a fake beard and long, white robes. But, in a couple of years when their knowledge has increased, I feel positively that The Chaser world will be open to them, too. Everyone here (and, I must confess, everyone in the workplace, public transport system, education system, government, health sector, plus commercial industries like clothing, make up, etc) seems to think that anyone still in high school is completely ignorant. Don't feel justified by the impressive list of your fellow dislike-ers, please; Chaser fans are enlightened souls and surely a change can start here. Why is it that the Chaser Forum being full of teenagers such a bad thing?
Teenagers are one of the most enlightened and potentially revolutionary age-groups in existence. Vietnam moratoriums were, more often than not, organised by teenagers in some capacity or another. The Youth Campaign Against Conscription was one of the most productive anti-conscription organisations around in Australia. Chairman Mao recognized the power of teenagers when he set up the Red Guard-- groups of young people, often teenagers, whom he gave direct power to in order to circumvent his political opponents. Joan of Arc was very young indeed when she led the French Army into important victories during the Hundred Years' War; as a nineteen-year-old, she boldly faced trial and was unable to be swayed in her conviction even in the face of death. William Wilberforce was only seventeen when he began to consider a parliamentary career, and it wasn't much later until he was inspired to put an end to the legalized slave trade in Britain.
Perhaps it is the fact that our futures are not yet written that drives teenagers to attempt to inspire hopeless reforms in the societies in which they live. Teenagers have visions for the future which can be priceless for developing a better society. Please, help me to understand why it is that we, futuristic, bright young people, are not welcome here.
Surely, all Chaser fans can be welcomed in this forum- or will our differences force a Berlin Wall situation? If it does, no doubt it will be teenagers who will break the wall down again.
Sincerely, alice j.