"Episode 2 sneak preview
Wednesday, 3 June 2009
Well, episode 2 of The Chaser’s War On Everything hits our screens tonight, and here’s a quick preview of what you’ll be calling the ABC switchboard to complain about this week.
The royal family has been crying poor lately, and the Queen recently went so far as to ask British taxpayers for a payrise. Craig visits the palace to raise the funds by another means.
We provide a sneak preview of the film that will sweep next year’s Oscars.
The elephants in the San Diego Zoo recently lost hundreds of kilos, which was bad news for them, but great news for diet freaks! Chas takes their elephantine weight-loss tips to the streets of America.
We come up with a subtle improvement on the fine work of the Make A Wish Foundation.
The CIA maintains a secret prison in rural Poland, where terror suspects are kept far away from the inconvenience of American civil liberties. Jules visits to help them keep their vital waterboarding operations under wraps.
And there’s a very special something for fans of classic sitcoms as well."