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Author Topic: Mothers Day 2009.  (Read 2152 times)

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Re: Mothers Day 2009.
« Reply #75 on: May 13, 2009, 11:54:24 PM »
What about the people who write for MX?
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Re: Mothers Day 2009.
« Reply #76 on: May 13, 2009, 11:54:49 PM »
True, True, they both lash you with their tongues

Quote from: Thaluikhain on May 13, 2009, 08:29:49 PM
Being burnt etc................

or the vagina of women having sex with demons, which sort of makes sense.

In what way does that ever make sense? Seriously?

It's just my opinion, but If you've just been fucked by a recently dead, malevolent evil force, that's hung like a collossal bull, and gives you headaches, catalepsy, and epileptic fits, just by resting on uncovered water that you just happened to drink,
then I don't really think being burnt at the stake is going to make your day significantly worse

Mind you, I'd rather not put that to the test :roll:
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Quote from: Azazel on April 24, 2011, 04:40:41 PM
.....Also a knife to the liver is a lot worse than the occasional beer every 5 minutes, so  :-P

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Re: Mothers Day 2009.
« Reply #77 on: May 14, 2009, 12:09:10 AM »
Quote from: hammer on May 13, 2009, 11:54:49 PM
It's just my opinion, but If you've just been fucked by a recently dead, malevolent evil force, that's hung like a collossal bull, and gives you headaches, catalepsy, and epileptic fits, just by resting on uncovered water that you just happened to drink,
then I don't really think being burnt at the stake is going to make your day significantly worse

Mind you, I'd rather not put that to the test :roll:

Oh come now, that's just a typical Saturday night for you Hammer. 

Apart from the burnt at the stake thingy.

SG
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Re: Mothers Day 2009.
« Reply #78 on: May 14, 2009, 01:22:48 AM »
Quote from: SG on May 14, 2009, 12:09:10 AM
....Apart from the burnt at the stake thingy.

SG

Sadly, that's how I usually cook steak.
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Quote from: Azazel on April 24, 2011, 04:40:41 PM
.....Also a knife to the liver is a lot worse than the occasional beer every 5 minutes, so  :-P

Y'know - This is one of those moments I totally agree with AZ - That's the

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Re: Mothers Day 2009.
« Reply #79 on: May 14, 2009, 11:46:45 AM »
Quote from: Thaluikhain on May 13, 2009, 08:29:49 PM
the "pear" was a metal blub that opened up like a flower to stretch and tear people's insides, used in the mouth of priests speaking heresy, the anus of passive homosexuals or the vagina of women having sex with demons, which sort of makes sense.

How is one a passive homosexual? Did they stick the pear down the urethra of the aggressive ones?
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Re: Mothers Day 2009.
« Reply #80 on: May 14, 2009, 12:14:35 PM »
It's a giving it/taking it thing...dunno what they thought of the guy in the "masculine" role.
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Re: Mothers Day 2009.
« Reply #81 on: May 14, 2009, 02:17:50 PM »
There's often been a perception that passive homosexuals (the receivers) are lowlier than their counterparts, presumably because they're demeaning themselves to the level of women, and the whole power imbalance thing. In a few cultures, it was only the passive man who was punished/looked down upon; those doing the dick work were more accepted, albeit tacitly.
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Re: Mothers Day 2009.
« Reply #82 on: May 14, 2009, 02:19:32 PM »
What did Pertinax always say? "You're only gay if you're taking it"?
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Re: Mothers Day 2009.
« Reply #83 on: May 14, 2009, 05:38:34 PM »
That's the one. Pops up alarmingly frequently in this book I'm reading at the moment, which is basically a history of homosexuality in non-Western countries from the year zip.

For my essay, of course.
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Re: Mothers Day 2009.
« Reply #84 on: May 14, 2009, 05:59:10 PM »
Quote from: grooviechickie on May 14, 2009, 02:19:32 PM
What did Pertinax always say? "You're only gay if you're taking it"?

After his latest camping trip he amended that to 'you're only gay if you push back.'
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Re: Mothers Day 2009.
« Reply #85 on: May 14, 2009, 06:16:34 PM »
don't forget, 'it's only gay if the balls touch'
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Re: Mothers Day 2009.
« Reply #86 on: May 14, 2009, 09:36:46 PM »
Yeah, well, his balls are touching.
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Re: Mothers Day 2009.
« Reply #87 on: May 15, 2009, 10:26:35 AM »
Quote from: Truckastina on May 14, 2009, 09:36:46 PM
Yeah, well, his balls are touching.

What, they bring tears to your eyes?
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Quote from: Azazel on April 24, 2011, 04:40:41 PM
.....Also a knife to the liver is a lot worse than the occasional beer every 5 minutes, so  :-P

Y'know - This is one of those moments I totally agree with AZ - That's the

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Re: Mothers Day 2009.
« Reply #88 on: May 15, 2009, 11:02:55 AM »
Quote from: hammer on May 15, 2009, 10:26:35 AM
What, they bring tears to your eyes?

 :lol:

Hey wait, Hammer made a joke that didn't suck!

 :-o :?
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Re: Mothers Day 2009.
« Reply #89 on: May 15, 2009, 11:05:09 AM »
Dammit! I'll ruin my average  :x
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Quote from: Azazel on April 24, 2011, 04:40:41 PM
.....Also a knife to the liver is a lot worse than the occasional beer every 5 minutes, so  :-P

Y'know - This is one of those moments I totally agree with AZ - That's the
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