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Sir Cock

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Hiya
« on: March 08, 2009, 10:03:38 PM »
The name's cock. Good to be up and on board.

Please, please don't make me too excited though  :oops:
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Re: Hiya
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2009, 10:06:50 PM »
You're a premature ejaculator?
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Re: Hiya
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2009, 10:10:33 PM »
I am. The women love it though, it saves them from having longer than 2 minute sex with me
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Re: Hiya
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2009, 10:12:06 PM »
I was excited for a real noob. :(
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Re: Hiya
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2009, 10:15:14 PM »
and instead you got a real knob
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Re: Hiya
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2009, 10:17:45 PM »
Quote from: Invisible Friend. on March 08, 2009, 10:12:06 PM
I was excited for a real noob. :(

wise choice of words as always vis....

Greetings cock, nice rubber suit... seems a little baggy though, perhaps take it back for a slim fit...
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Re: Hiya
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2009, 10:18:33 PM »
$50 says Nick
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Re: Hiya
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2009, 10:20:52 PM »
or pooohead or dunco. It'd be nice to have a poohead or dunco back :(
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Re: Hiya
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2009, 10:21:00 PM »
That's what I was thinking actually. Especially with the crying face.

EDIT: Nick that is.
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Re: Hiya
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2009, 10:26:41 PM »
I am no one other than myself- ie a one inch penis just looking for a good time.

Don't make me mad either guys cause I am not above forced entry. Although I would be done by the time you'd even noticed I was unwantingly inside you
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Re: Hiya
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2009, 10:36:33 PM »
Well, speaking of fast comers, what's the fastest you've ever come (if you're a guy) or the fastest a guy's ever come when he's with you (if you're a girl)?

Is this inappropriate? I'm just interested to know.
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Re: Hiya
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2009, 10:39:40 PM »
Oh, you'll laugh when you find out who this noob is! :lol:
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Re: Hiya
« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2009, 10:41:57 PM »
Quote from: Adi on March 08, 2009, 10:39:40 PM
Oh, you'll laugh when you find out who this noob is! :lol:

 :x  :x hope you like being turkey slapped!!
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Re: Hiya
« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2009, 10:44:59 PM »
I'm an asexual vegetarian, so probably not :lol:
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Re: Hiya
« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2009, 10:47:43 PM »
Quote from: Invisible Friend. on March 08, 2009, 10:12:06 PM
I was excited for a real noob. :(

Eh we already have enough real cocks on this forum anyway
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