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Author Topic: The iSuck Thread.  (Read 9246 times)

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Re: The iSuck Thread.
« Reply #330 on: December 06, 2011, 12:56:23 PM »
But that's only because I ran out of original jokes decades ago.  Either that, or I've forgotten what I've already posted.

That's because iSuck.  Why else would I do it?
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Re: The iSuck Thread.
« Reply #331 on: December 07, 2011, 10:08:12 PM »
Quote from: Mez on November 14, 2011, 08:20:52 PM
How about moving to Upper Swan in WA?  Sounds great when people ask where you live; you can reply "Upper Swan".

Or 'Upper Kumbukta West' - I have no frigging idea what a Kumbukta is, but apparently it's big enough to have an east, west, north, and south side, yet very few people have ever seen it.

Quote from: Pinball Neil on December 04, 2011, 07:44:49 PM
Can someone please tell me why this is great? Is it because it sounds like 'Up a swan'? *shrugs*

Have you ever tried living up a swan? I'm sure you have to duck now and again, before you encounter something you'll egret.
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Quote from: Azazel on April 24, 2011, 04:40:41 PM
.....Also a knife to the liver is a lot worse than the occasional beer every 5 minutes, so  :-P

Y'know - This is one of those moments I totally agree with AZ - That's the

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Re: The iSuck Thread.
« Reply #332 on: December 07, 2011, 11:21:55 PM »
I'll egret that, and raise you a cygnet.
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Re: The iSuck Thread.
« Reply #333 on: December 08, 2011, 01:14:18 AM »
Non, je ne egrete rien
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Re: The iSuck Thread.
« Reply #334 on: December 08, 2011, 01:22:33 AM »
I went all the way to google translate for that.  I want my 20 seconds back.
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Re: The iSuck Thread.
« Reply #335 on: December 08, 2011, 10:38:52 AM »
There was a nice movie about Edith Piaf, 'La Vie en Rose'.
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Re: The iSuck Thread.
« Reply #336 on: December 08, 2011, 11:58:11 AM »
It was good, wasn't it.

Thal, you should have learnt French at school.   :-P
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Re: The iSuck Thread.
« Reply #337 on: December 08, 2011, 12:31:49 PM »
Yeah, not too fussed, TBH.  Reading that must be the first time it'd be useful since then.

Well, unless I wanted to impress GC.
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Re: The iSuck Thread.
« Reply #338 on: December 08, 2011, 08:55:20 PM »
Quote from: Mez on December 07, 2011, 11:21:55 PM
I'll egret that, and raise you a cygnet.

I just had a smoke, but thanks for the offer of a cigarette *Nice speech impediment by the way*

I'd tell you about a street near me, but that would end up as a ComoRant
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Quote from: Azazel on April 24, 2011, 04:40:41 PM
.....Also a knife to the liver is a lot worse than the occasional beer every 5 minutes, so  :-P

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Re: The iSuck Thread.
« Reply #339 on: December 09, 2011, 01:58:14 PM »
Are you offering me a shag?
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Re: The iSuck Thread.
« Reply #340 on: December 09, 2011, 05:22:39 PM »
This one is a pied one:
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Re: The iSuck Thread.
« Reply #341 on: December 09, 2011, 08:34:54 PM »
Having a pied python is not nearly as impressive as you'd think, but at least it fits across the palm of your hand

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Quote from: Azazel on April 24, 2011, 04:40:41 PM
.....Also a knife to the liver is a lot worse than the occasional beer every 5 minutes, so  :-P

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Re: The iSuck Thread.
« Reply #342 on: December 11, 2011, 09:16:11 AM »
 :-o  You have a pied one?  There must be a dark skeleton in your closet full of bleached Nordic bones.
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