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[Kelchables]

How does watching the Chaser on TV give you something worthy of New Years plans?

I did watch last year's thing on Rage... but I told everyone I had no plans.


I bumped the thread. ooooh, rebel.

WHOA EVERYONE STEP BACK.

SUPER ELITIST KNOW IT ALL I'M BETTER THAN YOU CUNT COMING THROUGH.
BECAUSE THE WAY I DO THINGS IS MUCH BETTER AND NOT NEARLY AS DEPRESSING AND SAD AS THE WAY YOU DO THINGS.

WHOAAA WE NEED TO INSTALL WARNING SIGNS.

QUICK. BOOKSTER. GRAB THE CORKSCREW.

[Bookworm.]

Um...was that insult directed at me?? Excuse the ignorance, but I can give you a reason why I think s/he's a fuckwit.

[Kelchables]

BOOKSTER. WOULD I BE THAT RUDE TO YOU?

I FORGOT TO QUOTE THE CORRELATING POSTS.
I'LL FIX IT RIGHT NOW.
I WAS HOPING YOU'D PLAN TO PUT IN THESE ALARM SYSTEMS I JUST RIPPED OUT OF THE WHITEHORSE LIBRARY RESOURCE CENTER. FUCKERS PUTTING ON FIREWORKS AND NOT WARNING THE SLEEPING CHILDREN.

[Bookworm.]

Phew *wipes forehead* I got really worried for a second...I thought you were really getting that angry at me

I just find it amusing that she says that you'd have to be stupid to actually watch something like that, and then admits to blowing off her friends the previous year to watch it. Good work.

[Kelchables]

SSHHH. NOT TIME FOR TALK BOOKSTER. QUICK. GET ME THE STEPLADDER AND SEVERAL PIGEONS. HOMING PIGEONS. OR OWLS EVEN. YEAH. THAT'S BETTER. I'LL TRAIN OWLS TO SILENTLY COME WARN ME FOR THESE SORTS OF INCOMINGS. I KNEW I KEPT YOU AROUND FOR SOMETHING.

[Bookworm.]

*runs to the kitchen and gets stepladder*

Hey, what about eagles..I hear they have a mean attack? Set them on your enemies?

[Adi]

Nah, they're all addicted to coke.

[Kelchables]

TOO OBVIOUS.

OWLS.


I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A WIZARD.

[nicole.]

Ha, a fuckwit? Unbelievably original, bookworm! Top-fucking-marks.
Go write for the Chaser.

Kelch, you need to learn a few basic forum etiquette rules:
- Don't write in CAPS, it's fucking stupid.
- Watch your language, there are a few minors around here.

And learn how to use grammar!

Apart from that -

If someone told you they had a TV show lined up, ready to watch for NYE, what would you tell them?
'That's great, Kelch! I'll be out partying like a normal person will, but have fun sitting in front of that box!!!'

Gah.
This is possibly the worst forum - it is filled with forty-fifty year old virgins, and fifteen year old wannabes!

[Invisible Friend.]

As opposed to 15 year old bogan whores?

[Frazzy?]

who gives a fuck what other people think of your NYE plans...  Grow the fuck up.

[Adi]

If someone told you they had a TV show lined up, ready to watch for NYE, what would you tell them?
'That's great, Kelch! I'll be out partying like a normal person will, but have fun sitting in front of that box!!!'

Gah.
This is possibly the worst forum - it is filled with forty-fifty year old virgins, and fifteen year old wannabes!

Firstly, if it's so bad, why be here?

Secondly, who defines the parameters of "normal"? Just because some people prefer to be out partying, does that make it a majority of people? Even if it is a majority, does that somehow make it a more valid decision? Some people prefer to be at home with their family rather than out getting so off their face they can't remember it the next day.

[Bookworm.]

Ha, a fuckwit? Unbelievably original, bookworm! Top-fucking-marks.
Go write for the Chaser.

I don't think I will. However, I still do think you are a fuckwit. I mean, what kinda of intelligible person would bump a thread that was old and had died, not contribute anything worth while, contribute nothing to the forum in general and then insult people who would actually have watched the show? I mean, this is a chaser forum, how could you not imagine that people would actually watch something chaser related? And why must we all conform to your belief of normality? If you're normal I could think of nothing worse to be.

If someone told you they had a TV show lined up, ready to watch for NYE, what would you tell them?
'That's great, Kelch! I'll be out partying like a normal person will, but have fun sitting in front of that box!!!'

Oh right, because you have a certain idea of what is normal and acceptable to do on the last day of a year, whatever somebody else decides to do is wrong and unworthy of your time?

Gah.
This is possibly the worst forum - it is filled with forty-fifty year old virgins, and fifteen year old wannabes!

Then fuck off and leave.