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[Kelchables]

a bit sniffley but otherwise quite well.

[Invisible Friend.]

nothing.

*Coughs.*

[Frazzy?]

*Coughs.*

what?

[Invisible Friend.]

That's my job.

[hammer]

Knackered!

9 days of driving tends to do that to me.

Then there's the after road beers

Then I discover a secret stash of ..........


Pardon me

Brain


has





ceased















to


































function




coherently, but wait? I just got a great idea!
no it's gone!
It's back!
I Typed, now it's gone
Ahhhgh! Fish! Lean to the left, lean to the right, shutdown PC, Shut down Windows, Exit Chrome, Wrong Order, Chrome? Now there's an idea
* hunts for spraycan & plastic bag, accidently fills bag with Coke & Mentos, Head Explodes*

Goodnight Mez, Goodnight Eru, Goodnight Nym, Goodnight, GC., Goodnight Trucks, Goodnight Nick, Goodnight Visi, Goodnight Frazzy, Goodnight Kelch, Goodnight Jealous, Sahain, Goodnight Booky, Goodnight, Goodnight Johnboy, Shalom Yoachim.

Did I miss anyone?

Well shut the fuck up & go to sleep too, then 

[Lord Biscuit©]

hamster, you need to update your signature link:
http://digg.com/comedy/100_Greatest_Quotes_from_fundamentalist_christian_chat_rooms
or even better:
http://fstdt.com/fundies/Default.aspx?archive=1

[Invisible Friend.]

Goodnight Hammer.

[Peewah]

Bloody hot.

I'm sweating like a rapist.

[Truckarella]

I've not heard that before GB, only 'sweating like a whore in mass, ' or 'sweating like a paedophile at a Wiggles concert.' I'm adding it to the vernacular.

I'm disenchanted.

[Majorie]

I'm very content. I have a four day weekend in front of me and life is pretty sweet

[Peewah]

I've not heard that before GB, only 'sweating like a whore in mass, ' or 'sweating like a paedophile at a Wiggles concert.' I'm adding it to the vernacular.

I'm disenchanted.

I stole it from a Garth Marenghi commentary...I'm really not that clever...

[Frazzy?]

overtired, with a burnt tongue and a sore back.
annoyed and apprehensive.

[Invisible Friend.]

Saaaaaad. But probably not s sad as I should be as my mother is too sad. And guilty for having people do all this stuff for me because the think I'm sad. When in reality I'm more sad about not having a good Halloween party. And excited that I get a parcel today and hot because it's hot.

[Kelchables]

pissed off 

[.]

i'm not so bad today. still hating the world, largely, but things are looking up.

this morning i told my class that i was having a "quiet voice" day as i had a sore throat. i gave them a sample of the loudest voice i was going to use and told them the ramifications of what would happen if they spoke relentlessly or too loudly. i didn't yell once to get their attention all day. i just sat quietly and waited for them to get the idea that i was waiting for silence.

amazingly, it was the quietest day that i've had all year.

the other breakthrough that i had today was that i've decided that if i've tried every avenue and a kid still doesn't give a shit about their learning, i'm not going to beat my head against a brick wall anymore. if some retarded fuck of a kid decides that they don't want to use capital letters at the starts of sentences when i've told them a thousand times to do it, well, fuck it. they can grow up to be morons. i'm not raising my blood pressure to cater for fucktards anymore.

(disclaimer: this does not include kids with issues who actually try but struggle. i'm just talking about the 'couldnt be fucked' spoilt brat kids).