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America Arrives!
« on: October 04, 2008, 12:22:38 AM »

Hey guys! Name's Zach. Back in mid January, I had the privilege of coming to Brisbane, Australia through a student exchange at my high school. I went to St. Pat's College, Shornecliffe while I was there. I stayed about 2 months, and had the time of my life. While here, I found the Chasers =) I think it's pretty much the best fuckin' show every. I was laughing my ass off with every episode; Ad Road Tests, Clive, APEC, and other shenanigans. I thought I'd sign up to this board and have some fun! Australia was pretty much the best time of my life, and I can't wait to return! I live in Cincinnati, Ohio, USA. I'm keeping up with the show via youtube and the site. I've introduced it to many people, and I haven't heard anything negative. It's all funny as hell.

Umm...stuff about me...ya'll prolly don't give a fuck, but what the hell. I'm looking at colleges/uni's right now, so that's fun. I swim, play guitar, ATV, and work at a theme park similar to Dreamworld. Think 14 coasters, all with 15-20 minute waits. Right now I'm in the Halloween Haunt dressed up as a zombie running around and scaring people. Pretty much the best job ever. So anyways, yeah.

-Zach, Missing Tim Tams, Raspberry Fanta, and Aussie girls!!!!!!!
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Re: America Arrives!
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2008, 12:32:08 AM »

Hello and welcome. :)

I hope you are real, even if you are an American, because we haven't had noobs in ages.

I like Halloween and am jealous you guys get proper Halloween, I also like Cate Blanchett who is an Aussie girl.
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Re: America Arrives!
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2008, 12:49:02 AM »

Hi Zach

Stick around, we need some fresh meat in here  :wink:

Everyone else seems to get scared off...
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Re: America Arrives!
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2008, 12:53:09 AM »

Watch out America, Jelly likes youngin' 16 year olds. ;)

Wait how old are you?
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Re: America Arrives!
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2008, 01:05:04 AM »

17, born on the 4th of July! (America's Independence Day) So funny I'm supposed to be all patriotic, but I have to say...I love Australia!

-America
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Re: America Arrives!
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2008, 01:12:07 AM »

Mmm yeah you might be a tad old for her, sorry mate. :P
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Re: America Arrives!
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2008, 01:29:20 AM »

Oh, come on! I've heard those cross-world relationships work out well!
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Re: America Arrives!
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2008, 01:35:27 AM »

Yeah the only way you will ever like her is if you're half way across the world. :D

Ok sorry, enough Jelly bashing, but it's fun to tease someone else for a change.
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Re: America Arrives!
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2008, 02:35:38 AM »

Piss. off. Vis
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Re: America Arrives!
« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2008, 02:39:37 AM »

You love it. :-D
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Re: America Arrives!
« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2008, 02:40:07 AM »

I'm holding this gun for a reason
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Re: America Arrives!
« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2008, 02:42:51 AM »

Well I have a chainsaw! And like to... lick blood... :|
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Re: America Arrives!
« Reply #12 on: October 04, 2008, 02:43:56 AM »

Fail. Gun pwns
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Re: America Arrives!
« Reply #13 on: October 04, 2008, 09:52:05 AM »

And now that your thread has been hijacked, let me welcome you with and amazing welcome joke:

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows him something amazing. The bartender agrees, so the guys pulls out a hamster, who begins dancing and singing "Tuff Enuff" by the Fabulous Thunderbirds.
"That IS amazing!" says the bartender and gives the guy his free beer.

"If I show you something else amazing, will you give me another beer?" The bartender agrees, so the guy pulls out a small piano and a hamster and a frog. Now the hamster plays the piano while the frog dances and sings "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive.

The bartender, completely wowed, gives him another beer. A man in a suit, who's been watching the entire time, offers to buy the frog for a princely sum, which the man agrees to.

"Are you nuts?" asks the bartender. "You could've made a fortune off that frog."

"Can you keep a secret?" asks the man. "The hamster's a ventriloquist."

Enjoy your stay, and please stick around  :-)
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Re: America Arrives!
« Reply #14 on: October 04, 2008, 10:20:36 AM »

17, born on the 4th of July!

hmm. 24, also born on the 4th of July.
though, I prefer to call it, 'frazzy pwns you all' day,..

Welcome.
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