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Author Topic: THE END IS NIGH!! :-O :-O  (Read 2488 times)

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Mr. Blonde

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Re: THE END IS NIGH!! :-O :-O
« Reply #30 on: October 02, 2008, 09:34:29 AM »

If anything, I reckon he and Bush are in it together, scheming to push up oil prices. Apparently their families had/have business connections (and what are the odds of that), so who knows. It all seems a little too formulaic and perfectly worked out.

1. Planes crash into WTC.
2. Bush declares war on terror, which conveniently takes us to Iraq where a surplus of oil can be found.
3. Oil prices rise.
4. No one can be that stupid to keep troops over there fighting an idea, no less.

Who's really getting all of this money we're paying for petrol? Surely the oil barons don't need to up their prices that much - they were making billions upon billions of dollars as it was.

Osama was in it for the money, along with Bush. And now Bush is proposing some wanky $700 billion market bailout - the man is a loose cannon.

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Re: THE END IS NIGH!! :-O :-O
« Reply #31 on: October 02, 2008, 10:05:58 PM »

If you want to stop america it is much simpler, just have all the terrorist assume the names of CEO's of big companies  or just work through the phonebook. They all get put on NO FLY lists and homeland security locks up there assests just in case. Enough help from a government using part time employees at $8 and hour to investigate and the country grinds to a halt.

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Re: THE END IS NIGH!! :-O :-O
« Reply #32 on: October 03, 2008, 07:06:16 AM »

i said that the WTC crashing was just a red herring to make people think they were going to solely be about stupid martyrdom/blowup crap....while in the background he was secretly working on manipulating middle eastern oil companies to up the price of oil, thus affecting the cost of living in most westernised countries.

Well the US are pumping billions of dollars into the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, maybe that was part of Osama's plan all along too. Let's make them use all their money invading some countries!

i mean, it's kinda coincidental about the timing of the "oil crisis". yeah, people have predicted that we'd eventually run out of oil, but i remember even when i was at school that we were told there'd be enough for hundreds of years.

Word is that Osama is working on a 10 year plan. All the pieces are coming together nicely for him now... You should see what's going to happen in 2011 on the anniversary of the WTC attacks! Osama will rise from his cave, overthrow the US government and move into the White House!

This is an appropriately named thread for so conspiracy theories to live in... Do you like my use of 'conspiracy theorist brown'? (It's an appropriate colour when you take into account the proportion of bullshit per sentence...)

I hope this vaguely makes sense (the bits that are supposed to make sense anyway). It's too early...
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Re: THE END IS NIGH!! :-O :-O
« Reply #33 on: October 05, 2008, 01:58:56 AM »

Well the US are pumping billions of dollars into the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, maybe that was part of Osama's plan all along too. Let's make them use all their money invading some countries!

*cue Twilight Zone*

The White House made their own bad decisions, but Osama would've been stoked when the US went into Iraq.
It stired up way more anti-US sentiment than any of his ranty speeches could do
And if he was still in Afghanistan, it took some of the heat off him.

They want sharia law & hate anything opposed to it like capitalism, globalisation, democracy, communism, liberalism, even dogs.
Destroying the WTC was symbolic. some other muslim nutters tried it a decade earlier.
The US fucked their own economy but borrowing billions to fight didn't help.  Just another bonus for Osama.

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