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[Mez]

Yeah, I can see that.

This is why I went out and bought huge packets of condoms for the kids, so they could play with them, fill them full of water, put them on bananas and so on.  Later I found out I'd been supplying virtually the entire high school.  But kids need to familiarise themselves with them.

The lack of sensitivity is possibly something that could be overcome with practise?  Wank with a franger today?  Or Viagra?  It's not just an old man's drug, you know. 

But who am I to talk?  I don't like them much myself.  Especially after I had to peel dozens of them off a floor once. 

If you're a long-term item and both disease-free, why not - except that if he sneaks off and roots someone else behind your back and catches something, then you're rooted too.   

[Mephistopheles]

I got my implanon removed on tuesday... got bored of studying and picked the stitch out of my arm today.... upon which it decided to burst open... whoops.

[Invisible Friend.]

Yuck Bee. I saw a bogan doing that on the bus once. She was talking about how she sort of wanted to get pregnant so she had something to do on the weekends.

[Mephistopheles]

lol whut....

it wasnt yuck.... i'll have you know i got out the ethanol antiseptic wipes and sterilised the tweezers and scissors and everything... and then reantisepticked it when it burst open reshut it with a bandaid.

[Thaluikhain]

Yuck Bee. I saw a bogan doing that on the bus once. She was talking about how she sort of wanted to get pregnant so she had something to do on the weekends.

Nothing like overhearing a bogan squawk about it's personal life.

The other day I was on a train a few seats in front of a bogan prostitute talking on her mobile about how she doesn't like talking on the train, cause then everyone can overhear her.  Which would have made more sense if she toned down the bogan squawk a bit. 

[hammer]

Her price?

Surely it was discussed

[Lord Biscuit©]

Nothing like overhearing a bogan squawk about it's personal life.

The other day I was on a train a few seats in front of a bogan prostitute talking on her mobile about how she doesn't like talking on the train, cause then everyone can overhear her.  Which would have made more sense if she toned down the bogan squawk a bit. 

She probably wasn't a pro you know. She probably just forgot to take the "Special $3.00!" sticker off her new ugg boots.