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[Phenolphthalein]

The human body can sometimes be a rather disgusting object.

A lot of the time, illnesses cause unidentifiable lumps/bumps/rashes/aches/pains to crop up on the body and occasionally emit fluids of a less-than-pleasant nature.

While we may not be certified doctors in the sense that no framed piece of tree is hanging on the wall behind us, we DO assure you that we will help to the best of our abilities and even offer private sessions should the need arise. Online, of course.

So save yourself the embarrassment of talking face-to-face with a judgemental prick/bitch of a doctor.

Come to us for those nasty, embarrassing questions that you may or may not want to bring to the attention of your local general practitioner.

We ARE here to help!

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When I saw this thread I immediately thought 'Dear Dolly Doctor' 

A girl I went to school with used to read out the letters... they were definitely a thing that was simultaneously great and shit...

[Phenolphthalein]

Ahem... this thread was inspired by Dolly Doctor, if you will.

-looks away-

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Awesome

*Waits for the first picture of a really gross ailment to be posted*

[Fashion Zombies!]

I remember at my old school reading the girlfriend equivilent of Dolly Doctor and always giggling, and getting lectured by the librarians

[SG]

Ahem... this thread was inspired by Dolly Doctor, if you will.

-looks away-

Friend of mine is now married to an ex Dolly Doctor.

No medical quals, she just worked for Proctor and Gamble (column sponsor).

Which is why every second letter seemed to be about tampons.

SG

[Lexii-]

Does anyone else ever get those cramps in your leg in the middle of the night?
They are the worst pain in the world. I want to know what causes them.

[Adi]

Rogue leeches.

[Fashion Zombies!]

I've gotten those a few times, I think they might be caused by the position your leg is in. Sometimes I get them randomly and it's from my leg being in a weird position.

[Lexii-]

I only get them at  2am. My whole leg like, cramps up and I can't move it. The only way to get rid of it is by massaging the calf muscle and it's hard to do that in the middle of the night when you're half asleep.

[Frazzy?]

Does anyone else ever get those cramps in your leg in the middle of the night?
They are the worst pain in the world. I want to know what causes them.

I used to get that really badly,... turned out to be too much sodium in my diet...
the price one pays for living on mi goreng..... but my doctor also said
to try stretching before bed, drink plenty of water, dehydration can cause it...too...

[Adi]

I tell you, it's the rogue leeches.

[Frazzy?]

nah, I ate all the leeches.

[Lexii-]

I used to get that really badly,... turned out to be too much sodium in my diet...
the price one pays for living on mi goreng..... but my doctor also said
to try stretching before bed, drink plenty of water, dehydration can cause it...too...

Yeah, I heard it was sodium somewhere..
What are some other high sodium foods?

[Frazzy?]

tinned foods, tv dinners, ham, salami, bacon, pies, sausages,..
processed cheese,..  sauce...