Since no-one else in the extended Chaser stable cares about you lot, I thought I'd quietly and unofficially mention that we've been smashing page after page of satirical hilarity for the past few months, in between ruthless games of ping-pong...a game at which I irredeemably suck.
But less about my athletic failings. I saw what I'm led to believe is the final cover art for the book the other day, and it looks awesome.
Beyond that, there's gonna be shitloads of new content, including some award-winning* work from me. (I tried to get up an all-expenses-paid article on the nation's finest strip joints, but Dom was having none of it. Apparently lapdances have no satirical merit, even though I said I'd be enjoying them ironically. But I digress...)
Plus there are all the best news articles from the website...and plenty of unseen ones, too.
And I haven't written a single fucking word about Wikipedia.
I love you,
Shane Cubis
*I bought myself a "World's Greatest Dad" trophy from The Reject Shop, in honour of my own genius.
