Well it's the first of September, first day of spring, and for some reason three years ago on this day I made my intro thread on this forum... I'd lurked a bit for a month or two beforehand, but I was borrowing computers at the time so I didn't bother registering. Blahblahblah
I'm not sure which bit is scariest:
1. That I still post on here after such an OMG HUGE amount of time
2. That I remember the date
3. That I'm starting this thread about it
4. That the cough medicine that's meant to make me drowsy isn't working in either of the two ways I had hoped for
So can I just say:
1. Clearly a loser. (did you need that explained?)
2. Sept 1 is an easy date to remember, and I do have a good memory for stupid shit
3. We used to do individual threads... (and by 'we' I mean me and about 2 other people) but like birthdays I suspect this is probably best contained due to the slim chance of rabbit-like goings on... plus you know I'm one of the key 'starts stupid threads that no-one posts in' types on here...
4. I'm sick, and I'm allowed to be self-centred damnit! I was going to stop coughing and sleep this afternoon
Actually it feels longer than 3 years. Internet time has always seemed different to me than real time.
And so I propose a toast:
To satire, to smart-arsedry, to google image search... to the time wasters, to the inane, to the oft-abused ellipses... to the many people I welcomed who never came back, to the people who used to argue about anything and everything... to randomly typing things in no apparent order... but most of all to the shit-stirrers, silly bunts and lovely people who have entertained me, perhaps a little
too much.
Cheers
Urgh!
