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[doctor_who_forever]

Famous people – get too many protective fan girls



Famous people have fans – right? But aren’t they a little too much. My friend helped me with a test and I’m going to share with you today the answers. My friend (who shall not be named) went on the internet – she went on an online chat. She then said in bold “I’m going to stalk John Smith – any views on that?” As you know John Smith is the most common name and is used for most examples, i.e example driver licenses, example names and so on. She then typed in “I’m a 54 year old girl “ and then “This is a complete and utter joke” people smeed to not listen and carry on with their own conversations- I’m a hot sexy girl look at me on web cam. So in all we didn’t get any results.
I then went on to a Orlando bloom loving fan site – and I went onto their boards I then typed in “I’m gonna stalk Orlando bloom and I’m 32!” the three replies I got were “good for you..” “one day I’ll marry him and I won’t need to stalk him ” and “I’ll join you!”
The next day we both went onto the chaser site (how we got our idea for our site(we’re didn’t exactly copy!))
A few days before that I put on the board “I’m really obsessive about Andrew Hansen – ask me any question about him and I’ll answer it” and I stated that I was a 12 year old girl - which worked a treat! Although I didn’t get any “over reacting fan girls” it still was quite amusing.
And we posted on the form – “I’m gonna stalk the chaser boys!” and I finally got what we were looking for, angry angry fan girls 
“Why do you want to stalk them anyway” no one would ever of thought that … I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!
After a few calming angry post – that weren’t extreme I started to state that this was a joke and I didn’t want to stalk them…
I got a few jokers – which really helped one said … it was a really long post I cut most of it out… “If you send me a parent's credit card details along with their name and address, I may just be able to get to you the addresses of the boys. Once I contact my friend the Prince of Nigeria.” This was exactly what I was looking for. But since I got all “this angry angry fan girl” post – and thankyou for that my test subjects – it gave me the idea to make this story – to reveal the true rath of fan girls! MUHAHA…?
Any way I kept getting all this “angry angry fan girls” messaging me – and so I posted on my firs post in bold and underlined “
“stalking the chaser boys   
has anyone done it before - was it successful?
I'm bored i just wanted to know
p.s THIS IS A JOKE!
ur really dumb if u think i'm serious...”
And they kept on posting! ….and posting…and posting. After a while when I got enough to decide that fan girl really do get over protective I stated that it was over… And still more fan girl anger, soooooooo I edited my first post and typed.. “by the way everyone, my test worked - people get way to protective about famous people - Thanks for all helping, i can now write my story for my website
Anyway end of thread - all this information is enough, thankyou for being miss lead 
bye-

stalking the chaser boys
has anyone done it before - was it successful?
I'm bored i just wanted to know
p.s THIS IS A JOKE!
ur really dumb if u think i'm serious...”
And I got more angry posts! So we left the board and after that.. THEY KEPT GOING! They didn’t think to realize that goodbye meant I was going and wasn’t going to read the posts. And so they kept on posting – I had enough. So where is my conclusion:
I wanted to know if anyone was stupid enough to try and stalk someone from the chaser - I didn't really want an answer i wanted people who would go on a joke about them stalking or something - this was a joke thread - but ohhhh no fan girls went on and turned it into a big discussion telling me that I shouldn't stalk people. When your a fan girl you get really obsessive about the show and you hear the slightness thing that's offends that person (or persons) you get aggressive - but the thing is THEY DON'T READ - if they won't in this "angry stage" they could of under stood it was a complete and utter joke - I then after 10 minutes stated it was infact a joke and they still posted!
May Harkness over and out!

[Chromefox]

Please don't hand that in to your teacher. She'll choke on her own regurgitation and die feeling like a failure.

[doctor_who_forever]

Please don't hand that in to your teacher. She'll choke on her own regurgitation and die feeling like a failure.

it's not for school it's for my website - have decided with the other 2 makers of it that we will show you our website - i said it was for school because i didn't ask them if i could put a link to the website but we all have decided you all should see it - this was also a nice publicity stunt.
here's the link - http://theunkown.caboom.net/index.php?option=com_frontpage&Itemid=1
oh and by the way, i've always like your display picture - it's really funny! -no joke there

[Eliza]

Please don't hand that in to your teacher. She'll choke on her own regurgitation and die feeling like a failure.

I second that.

You said last night it was for a project, don't bullshit. You could have said and then not sent a link.

And your grammar and spelling is unpardonable. That's actually difficult for me to read.
Seriously, if you're gonna say things like that, this was not the place to do it. And as we said before, there is no place to joke about stalking, apart from The Stalker Song by Tripod, as Eru pointed out last night.

Thirdly, don't get me started on your signature - You obviously weren't at World Youth Day.

[GreenFroggie]

Love the website. Really, you did a great job.

Did you use a dictionary?

Did you write all the stories yourself??


May or may not be serious. If anyone can't tell, i'd be quite happy to make a slight colour change. Oh, actually, it's a "joke".....

[Jealous]

Allow me to help you with a little known language called ENGLISH:

Hello and welcome to the unknown website. Here you will find a number of funny stories that range from antiques to Bindi Irwin and some other things. It is nowhere near as annoying as watching George W. Bush trying to read a speech about terrorists! (Or tourists.. I can never really be to sure which one).
This is the 100% pure Aussie online magazine made JUST for you. Yes, that's right, we are going to all this trouble just for you!  (Geez, you must feel special) so please sit back and enjoy!!!
PS. Please feel free to write on the forms and tell us what you think about our stories and our site.

Don't even get me started on your quaint little "artical"...
Honestly, ever heard of spellcheck or a dictionary? You are in dire need of both.

So, now we've discovered you have your own website, does this mean you'll keep off this one? That'll be FANTASTIC

[Mr. Blonde]

I got a few jokers – which really helped one said … it was a really long post I cut most of it out… “If you send me a parent's credit card details along with their name and address, I may just be able to get to you the addresses of the boys. Once I contact my friend the Prince of Nigeria.” This was exactly what I was looking for.

I feel honoured that my post was referenced on your website. Just letting you know that I charge $5 per sentence, but since you think so highly of me (a "joker", no less) I'm bumping up the price of that fragment of my "really long post".
$15 by monday, kthnx.

[Palindromic Equinophile]

Out of curiosity, what is the point of the article, doctor_who_forever? Is it supposed to be informative, or funny? Most people would already know that "famous people" have too many overprotective fangirls, and don't need to go shit stirring on the Chaser's official forum to prove it.

[Frazzy?]

I'm pretty sure everyones main point was 'you are an idiot' not 'ohnoes, your are stalking teh chaser' and proceeding to fight over who gets to take the bullet for Andrew....

[Lexii-]

I love how she accuses us of being fangirls... found some of her posts on Chas' page to be interesting.

7 Jul 2008 03:03 AM

got another question!
were you and Andrew really nude when you did the 50 Years Of ABC Nudity?

19 May 2008 2:23 AM

Oh i forgot, last night i had a dream that you and Andrew were oust side Anna Corrin's house.. She lived in a gray, dirty, cheap block of units.. Anyway you knocked on the door and started making jokes about her, when you had left i knocked don the same door and some weirdo lived there...
Just though i might tell you that dream...

and I'm sure there's more there, but I can't be bothered to get them.

[Majorie]

I'm pretty sure everyones main point was 'you are an idiot' not 'ohnoes, your are stalking teh chaser' and proceeding to fight over who gets to take the bullet for Andrew....

I don't know about that. Lexi and Eliza were getting pretty worked up.

I mean it's pretty obvious this person is so stupid I doubt she could even stalk her own shadow

[doctor_who_forever]

Allow me to help you with a little known language called ENGLISH:

Don't even get me started on your quaint little "artical"...
Honestly, ever heard of spellcheck or a dictionary? You are in dire need of both.

So, now we've discovered you have your own website, does this mean you'll keep off this one? That'll be FANTASTIC

ahh, but i am not the only one making this website and i did not write that - if i did it wouldn't be like that at all, that is why I made a second welcome page for my own little "welcome"

[doctor_who_forever]

so it seems you all fell for my little "publicity stunt"?
Now that you've all had a good look at my website.
Allow me to explain - our website needs more view besides the odd family member - we devised this plan to make you so angry that you'd have to look at the website to correct all the punctuation and make me sound as wrong. How ever you'd thought that i was a stupid silly little girl who needs some attention, when i am no where near the age of 12 - far from it infact.
in conclusion -
I made this hole thing just so you can see our website - so ban me if you want - i can always make another account
Goodbye poor time wasters,
and farewell this account is officially dead 

[Jealous]

Adi/Eru, Please tell me she's deleted her account 

[Erubadhriel]

sorry, we don'f give out personal information