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Author Topic: ohaiitharrr. please spam here.  (Read 3301 times)

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[x-marla.] ++

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« Reply #15 on: July 08, 2008, 01:05:14 AM »
Should I have said schlong instead?
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« Reply #16 on: July 08, 2008, 06:15:27 AM »
Quote from: Nate on July 07, 2008, 08:03:38 PM
That's either a really ugly chick or a really girly guy.  I'm not sure which.  Youtube did a parody on myspace and said that people look different online than in real life because of the "angles".

So in that spirit,

G'day Yeti.

Nate, it's Yeta.
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« Reply #17 on: July 08, 2008, 06:46:41 AM »
Hey Marla  :-)

I remember you. You used to be a chatroom person. Welcome back  :-)
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« Reply #18 on: July 08, 2008, 03:18:24 PM »
WB. I wondered why you had made a new account...


Anyway, have a shit joke (because you're not really new, and my internet is slow)

What did the bartender say to the nose when it asked for a beer?
I'm not serving you because you're off your face.

Enjoy  :-)
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« Reply #19 on: July 15, 2008, 10:25:01 AM »
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« Reply #20 on: July 16, 2008, 04:12:26 PM »
You've never met people who pretend to be asian? Wow, you're missing out!
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« Reply #21 on: July 17, 2008, 08:58:56 PM »
Quote from: bookworm on July 08, 2008, 03:18:24 PM
Anyway, have a shit joke

I like an honest person :evil:

Here's another one:

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
« Last Edit: July 17, 2008, 09:45:46 PM by ฿oris »
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« Reply #22 on: July 19, 2008, 12:43:30 AM »
It's true, I do have a small dick.  This guy...girl...whatever has sucked seen it.  Pity fucks ftw.  :D
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« Reply #23 on: July 23, 2008, 10:58:43 PM »
Quote from: Nate on July 19, 2008, 12:43:30 AM
This guy...girl...whatever has sucked seen it.
Sorry Nate, but I'm not actually into bestiality.
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« Reply #24 on: July 23, 2008, 11:45:15 PM »
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« Reply #25 on: July 24, 2008, 12:54:59 AM »
I would have thought you'd be into anything.  You've taken interest in my penis, after all.  :D
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« Reply #26 on: July 24, 2008, 01:46:35 AM »
Quote from: [x-marla.]                   ++ on July 08, 2008, 01:05:14 AM
Should I have said schlong instead?

Definitely not.  You will note that the word "Schlong" contains the word "long", and that's not Nate.  What he does is, he sneaks up on unsuspecting people when they're asleep and inserts his teeny wang into their pores.  He gets off, and they're none the wiser (though they may wonder why their pores are "leaking" when they wake up.  :wink:
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« Reply #27 on: July 24, 2008, 10:23:02 AM »
Fucking hell.  Mez, get your own fucking material- I TOLD you that one when we met up for drinks.

To quote myself:  "I'm like a ninja. I can break into your house, raid your fridge, have sex with you and steal your tv without you even waking up.  I could fuck your pores and you'd think you were sweating."

Stealing my material is fine.  Stealing my material in an attempt to make me look bad when I'm the one who said it against me in the first place is not.  It's just stupid; it's akin to me mouthing off at you over the phone and having your husband hate me.

Oh wait, it sorta did go like that, didn't it...
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