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Author Topic: Too much arsefucking for Jonesy, eh?  (Read 2690 times)

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Too much arsefucking for Jonesy, eh?
« on: July 03, 2008, 08:29:54 PM »
So if HPV contributes to cervical cancer, does it contribute to boybit cancer in blokes who cop a bit of anal action? Has Jonesy spent one too many nights in a public lav?

Anyway, couldn't have happened to a better person really. God. Can you imagine a world without Jonesy? Bliss!
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Re: Too much arsefucking for Jonesy, eh?
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2008, 09:26:37 PM »
See, here I was trying the think up some clever headline. But who beats me to it?

sublteyak...not!

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Re: Too much arsefucking for Jonesy, eh?
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2008, 09:39:51 PM »
Yak, how can you say that?

He's expected to recover☼☼☼
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Re: Too much arsefucking for Jonesy, eh?
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2008, 10:20:24 PM »
stan zemanek said he was going to recover when he first announced it too...
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Re: Too much arsefucking for Jonesy, eh?
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2008, 10:21:10 PM »
Hmm...encouraging...
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Re: Too much arsefucking for Jonesy, eh?
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2008, 11:49:46 PM »
Quote from: Biscuit on July 03, 2008, 09:26:37 PM
See, here I was trying the think up some clever headline. But who beats me to it?

sublteyak...not!


Have a go, you big blouse-wearing biscuit.


Alan Jones' prostate optimistic about removal of malignant broadcaster.

Jones hangs up microphone.  Dribbling shit into colostomy bag instead.
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Re: Too much arsefucking for Jonesy, eh?
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2008, 11:53:14 PM »
pain in the arse gets pain in the arse?
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Re: Too much arsefucking for Jonesy, eh?
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2008, 11:55:09 PM »
General public hope that surgeons are able to remove Alan Jones to save the tumour...?
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Re: Too much arsefucking for Jonesy, eh?
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2008, 02:10:35 AM »
Quote from: squiggleyak on July 03, 2008, 08:29:54 PM
So if HPV contributes to cervical cancer, does it contribute to boybit cancer in blokes who cop a bit of anal action? Has Jonesy spent one too many nights in a public lav?
 

Only if he's been arse-fucked by a bloke with a warty dick.  Those public lavs don't have very good lighting for that essential pre-insertion inspection.

But yes, I have to agree it couldn't have happened to a more deserving bloke.
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Re: Too much arsefucking for Jonesy, eh?
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2008, 02:14:13 AM »
i can't wish cancer on someone, even if it is alan jones.

i am still in that mans debt, however much i may dislike him.
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Re: Too much arsefucking for Jonesy, eh?
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2008, 02:16:53 AM »
Quote from: Nick 2 on July 05, 2008, 02:14:13 AM

i am still in that man's debt, however much i may dislike him.

Fucque.  How did that happen?  *all agog*
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Re: Too much arsefucking for Jonesy, eh?
« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2008, 02:20:44 AM »
long story, and not one which i intend to make public, but he gave me an opportunity, which i jumped at, and quite frankly i tremble at the thought of where i may be today if he and i hadn't done so.
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Re: Too much arsefucking for Jonesy, eh?
« Reply #12 on: July 06, 2008, 10:18:57 AM »
so, you'll be ending up with mouth/throat cancer at some point then eh? :P
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Re: Too much arsefucking for Jonesy, eh?
« Reply #13 on: July 07, 2008, 04:54:13 PM »
Quote from: Neville Bartos on July 03, 2008, 11:49:46 PM
Alan Jones' prostate optimistic about removal of malignant broadcaster.

Jones hangs up microphone.  Dribbling shit into colostomy bag instead.


Verrry nice Nev!

*Insert compulsory 'cancer rly sux' comment here  :-( *
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Re: Too much arsefucking for Jonesy, eh?
« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2008, 08:28:02 PM »
I love that all these idiot shock jocks are finally getting their comuppance- now it's just John Laws to go
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