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Invisible Friend....REVEAL YOURSELF
« on: June 30, 2008, 05:56:58 PM »
For lack of better place to do it, I wish to formally introduce myself to Invisible Friend as a potential Ken doll.  Please, Invisible Friend, be my Barbie.

I know I have been harsh towards you on this site.  I only wish I could be nearer to you, but for now, I bask in the radiance your name emanates through the glowing of my monitor.  I have watched you, Invisible Friend (henceforth known as IF).  I have watched you from afar and I cannot help but be drawn in my your multiple personalities over this textual internets medium.  Each facet of your clicky self flicks a switch in my heart, and I can ignore the tingling in my left arm no longer.

There have been times when we have come into conflict, IF (henceforth known as What If).  We have clashed over a myriad of topics.  I am sorry for this; I got carried away in my frustration that my infatuation with you would not be realised.  What If, we should look past our differences and see the real person behind the name over the internets.  But not now, as I am sitting here in my underwear and a shirt that smells like stale sweat with stains.  I think one is a gravy stain, but I can not be sure any longer, much like I can not be sure I'll live through the next five minutes if I do not tell you how I feel.

What If (henceforth known as If That), please do not discount this proposal as easily as you discounted intelligence in the gene pool.  I don't care if you have the intellectual level of a braindead chipmunk.  I don't care if your life revolvs around this site; I will be there...here...whatever, to aid you in a love that will last longer than any other e-relationship around.  If That (henceforth known as IT Guy), give me your affections and I will show you a love that others can only dream about. Literally, as we will not know what eachother looks like.  IT Guy (henceforth known as Nerdasaurus), know that while other's loves may wither and die, ours will last, having been forged in the fires of internets scruitiny.

Nerdasaurus, please take into account all I have said.

Believe my adorations,

Nate.
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Re: Invisible Friend....REVEAL YOURSELF
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2008, 06:00:58 PM »
:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Maybe Nate can houseshare with Bee & Vis.
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Re: Invisible Friend....REVEAL YOURSELF
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2008, 06:10:44 PM »
More like a Far Ken doll  :roll:
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Re: Invisible Friend....REVEAL YOURSELF
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2008, 06:21:36 PM »
Oh Nateo Nateo, where art thou Nateo?
How I have missed you ever so much, while you disappear from the forum for months on end.
My &hearts; beats for you and I find myself typing <3 over and over again, with only your electronic name filling my head.
He loves me... he loves me not?
I have been a girl with a breaking heart waiting for your return.
Your words are the most amazing things I have every read, you put Shakespeare to shame, you brilliant specimen, you!
And while I have to depart now, my love or you will never leave this place and I hope you know that in your e-heart, I am the only one for you.

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Re: Invisible Friend....REVEAL YOURSELF
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2008, 06:31:37 PM »
Dearest Nerdasaurus,

You need not fear my prolonged departures any longer, for I now have wireless internets.  No longer shall we pine away for eachother, as now we have the chance to express ourselves in as real time as possible.  As my life leads me wandering it's beaten path, I find myself pondering it's ultimate destination.  For me, the ultimate ends is with you, Nerdasaurus.  Leave Melbourne for Canberra.  Leave your newest friends for me and I will make sure you won't regret that decision for quite some time.  I e-love you with every essence of my body, from the tip of my rolls of fat, to the top of my fifth chin.  But what I look like is not important, it is what is on the inside that counts, right?  RIGHT?  DON'T BE PLAYING THIS SHIT WITH ME, WOMAN.  I'M ONTO YOU LIKE WHITE ON RICE.  LITERALLY, AS I COULD FOLD YOU INTO A COCOON OF MY OWN FLABBY SKIN!

I am sorry for that, my outbursts are spurrned by my undying affections for you and whatever you have to say.  Fill my screen with textual love, and I will do the same for you.

Less than three forever,

Charles.
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« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2008, 12:34:13 AM »
To my darling Lancelot,

Oh you know that I would leave Melbourne and everyone just to be with you. Melbourne is my Arthur, old and ugly. But you and anywhere you are is like the glowing light of my prince in shining armour, and that or me, you are.

I will love you even with your crazy outburst, in act even more so, because it just really shows how much you heart is forever locked into mine.

Our love is leet, Lancey, it pwns all others in this digital fortress.

I know bold and big print can never truely show just how much I love you, there is just no text big enough, but:

I LOVE YOU!

Your faithful Guinevere.

Xx.
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Re: Invisible Friend....REVEAL YOURSELF
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2008, 03:49:04 PM »
Invisible Brain,

I am so sorry for not writing to you.  I got otherwise occupied by the strippers my flatmates brought home.  Trucka even propositioned me for the somewhat tempting offer of "shitter cranking", and although I still am at a loss to know what it means, I can honestly say that your shitter is the only one I would ever crank.

I know you know that I know this is true.  I think.  My mind is drunk with love for you and the cupious amounts of alcohol I consumed last night, all of which is still swimming around in my bloodstream.

Dearest love, write soon,

Frank Woodley.
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Re: Invisible Friend....REVEAL YOURSELF
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2008, 02:41:54 AM »
You're so dumped.
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« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2008, 02:47:01 AM »
Was it something I said?  :D
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Re: Invisible Friend....REVEAL YOURSELF
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2008, 03:07:51 AM »
Oh don't worry sweetie, it's not you it's me. :roll:
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Re: Invisible Friend....REVEAL YOURSELF
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2008, 03:09:23 AM »
Don't be gay, be with me.  We're meant for eachother like white on rice!
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Re: Invisible Friend....REVEAL YOURSELF
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2008, 03:20:16 AM »
I don't know, I just get the feeling that you don't appreciate me anymore!
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« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2008, 03:36:50 AM »
I feel like you don't appreciate what it is that I do for you, Nerdasaurus.  I create this thread.  I am the first one to relay my affections.  I am the one continuing these letters.  I noticed you had not written to me for some time; my days were dark indeed.

It is YOU who is unappreciative of ME.  Change your ways, lest you be painted as someone unsavoury, like a younger John Howard with Rudd's smarmy smirk, except you'll have tits and a vagina.
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Re: Invisible Friend....REVEAL YOURSELF
« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2008, 03:41:43 AM »
Well then maybe you're just more like a brother to me.

And you know what, I'm really not into that kind of thing.
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« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2008, 03:50:02 AM »
Then you got really shafted in terms of the best genetic hereditory aspects, hey?  With that in mind, it's not like we're related at all.

Remind me how we're related again, and how you could possibly view me as a brother.  Theres sexual tension between us.  I know I can bring the lava to your Krakatoa.
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