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[Thaluikhain]

This was always a dilemma for me because I thought, as you do when you are young, that I was scraping Jesus off the roof of my mouth.

Spit or swallow?  Often an issue for young christian boys on Sundays...

[ßoris]

To think all those former priests now in jail are slapping their heads thinking,  “why didn’t I think of that, all I had to do was take photos and call it art …d’oh!”

[Bookworm.]

Is that the best you got, worm ...you sissy.  I got a bigger laugh when I sat in on dad's colonoscopy ☻

Oh. Sorry to disappoint. Don't suppose you want to hear the one about the man who was putting on a facade, do you?

[Mez]

Yes please, Bookster. 

[Bookworm.]

  Shh...you weren't supposed to reply!

But Boris, have this one as a warning!

A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.
"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.

He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.

"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."

The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.

"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.

"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?"

"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."

[ßoris]

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ...tell it a joke and see which end laughs.

 

[Bookworm.]

    

How horrible for me...I actually laughed at that.

[blue]

That's cute 

Hey Boris 

Velcome, Velcome!

[Frazzy?]

   

How horrible for me...I actually laughed at that.

at which end?