Heya, welcome to the forum!
Enjoying your stay?
To lighten up your day, have a joke:
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Oh, and here, have another one (if you're a little person, be warned)
In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head of
a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $ 80,000.00, they concluded that the reason the
head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.
After the study was published, the University of South Carolina decided to do their own
study. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.
The University of Georgia, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.
Enjoy your stay!