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Author Topic: Quote of the Week  (Read 3017 times)

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Re: Quote of the Week
« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2008, 09:04:29 PM »
Quote from: pmsj989 on June 07, 2008, 01:18:08 AM
After just seeing age of terror variety hour I would add to that list- jokes about Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Osama Bin Laden and Al Gore

I really liked the Tom Cruise thing - thought the pace of it was fantastic, but then I do love word plays in general.

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Re: Quote of the Week
« Reply #16 on: June 10, 2008, 10:01:58 PM »
"The world is more like it is now then it ever has been before." - Dwight Eisenhower

You can't beat Americans for saying stupid stuff.
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Re: Quote of the Week
« Reply #17 on: June 10, 2008, 10:04:07 PM »
"It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." - Dan Quayle

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Re: Quote of the Week
« Reply #18 on: June 10, 2008, 10:09:50 PM »
"Hawaii is a unique state. It is a small state. It is a state that is by itself. It is a --it is different from the other 49 states. Well, all states are different, but it's got a particularly unique situation." - Dan Quayle
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Re: Quote of the Week
« Reply #19 on: June 11, 2008, 11:33:06 AM »
In thinking about our old friend Dan Quayle, it occurred to me that GWB would have made an excellent vice-president.
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Re: Quote of the Week
« Reply #20 on: June 11, 2008, 01:16:53 PM »
I'm waiting for the book to come out.  "The complete works of GWB", which hopefully will include every gaffe he has ever made.  It will be a big fat book - I might order it from the library now.  I wouldn't buy it.
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Re: Quote of the Week
« Reply #21 on: June 11, 2008, 03:05:37 PM »
I'm sure I saw a book of bushisms at least 5 years ago... It'd need updating pretty regularly though.

Edit: Take your pick out of these! There are so many...

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_gw?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=bushisms&x=0&y=0
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Re: Quote of the Week
« Reply #22 on: June 13, 2008, 03:19:14 PM »
Nah.  I'm waiting for the complete works, which can only be done after he's gone.  But thanks, Blue.  :-)
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