I got sent a fake job application that a friend of a friend of a friend put in to a company... I can share bits of it with you (names changed to protect the innocent).
To be a “FACE” of the Agency.
A great man once said: “To be the face of an agency, you need to love the agency… you need to be the agency… you need to take the agency inside you.” Neat quote eh? I thought of that one myself, and that’s the way I feel about Agency X. The first impression of Agency X needs to be someone that loves X and let me just say from the get go – I love X.
Meet & greet clients, visitors & suppliers.
C’mon, who doesn’t want to be greeted by me? I meet and then I greet – and I will not compromise on that order, after all it’s my artistic integrity on the line… And clients love the way I handle myself. Welcome visitors to the X brand. One thing I excel at is intruding people to brands, like my own patented brand of hard work – that’s the way I roll.
Create a fun, creative & professional ambience to the Reception area.
When people see my creativity they say: “Hey get a load of this guy!”
Answer NEC PABX switchboard.
I can answer any NEC PABX you want me to… and with flare baby. Always with flare.
Operate internal paging system.
Now you’re talking. Internal paging systems are what I dream about on Thursdays! Let’s keep the party going!
Organise Local, Interstate & International couriers.
I deal with all couriers, especially local ones because they know me. My personal favourite is Fastway… Their way fast.
To keep the mood of the Agency up.
Now you’re just teasing… I don’t even need to address this one, but I will. I am mood. I breathe mood and I yearn for mood. You could even say that I am mood. If I am up, my agency is up. And I’m up.
Keep Reception tidy.
C’mon, when have you known a man that speaks Spanish to be untidy? Ola!
Someone who is happy to be a Receptionist.
Don’t worry… I’m happy. Real happy. I breathe happy and I yearn for happy. You could even say that I am happy.
Proactive in addressing issues that may arise.
Pro – meaning ‘professional’
Active – meaning ‘sports’
And I love professional sports. And when will issues not be arising in professional sports? They have issues… But I don’t. Because I’m pro-active baby!
Competent, thorough, helpful, friendly, cool, smart, confident, different, up & creative.
I think you know I’m competent, helpful and friendly. I don’t know what “through” means but I’m though and through! Not to mention cool (but I heat up when doing sit ups!). The rest speaks for itself. I think we’ve been through creative a number of times but to really show you how creative I am……….. look on the next page for a great painting I found on the net below:
There’s no painting – see! Now that’s creativity!
Conclusion:
Well enough said. I think you’re quietly impressed. Thanks for your time. If you’re as interested as I am, gimme a call and we’ll discuss my starting time and salary package.
