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Re: Astrology is the future
« Reply #30 on: March 08, 2008, 06:21:10 PM »

Doesn't work on me, 'cause I'm unique!  8-)
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Re: Astrology is the future
« Reply #31 on: March 09, 2008, 01:08:38 AM »

It's basically a crock. 

No shit, sherlock.

And if you accidentally call Mr Mez an astrologer instead of an astronomer, he won't rip your head off and stuff it down your neck, but he won't respect you anymore either.

 :lol:  Yeah, that's always a good one.
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Re: Astrology is the future
« Reply #32 on: March 10, 2008, 01:30:49 AM »

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TV eh? Bugger...does this mean no more tele?
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Re: Astrology is the future
« Reply #33 on: March 10, 2008, 06:23:02 AM »

GC, could you send your CV to astrologerjob@newslimited.com.au please?
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Re: Astrology is the future
« Reply #34 on: March 10, 2008, 07:24:16 AM »

Back in primary school, my best friend was born on the same day as me, in the same year. Does that mean the planets and things would be in the same place for both of us? We were both such different people though. Sure, we did have some similarities - we liked the same food, played the same musical instruments, had the same middle name, and obviously enjoyed each other's company, but other than that we were completely different. I don't really talk to her anymore because we just don't click.

Well no, because you wouldn't have been born at exactly the same time, I imagine. Which means your full astral chart would be markedly different.
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Re: Astrology is the future
« Reply #35 on: March 10, 2008, 10:33:26 PM »

Well no, because you wouldn't have been born at exactly the same time, I imagine. Which means your full astral chart would be markedly different.

And because astrologers don't tend to take the exact time of birth into account, the whole thing is useless.  Seriously, astrology was disproved millenia ago, but people refuse to learn.
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Re: Astrology is the future
« Reply #36 on: March 10, 2008, 10:34:37 PM »

Thal, you're a wet blanket.
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Re: Astrology is the future
« Reply #37 on: March 10, 2008, 10:39:33 PM »

People in glass houses, soggy biscuit.

Now:  Gemini March 10th

Your high level of mental energy could be operating in fits and starts and this in turn is draining your nervous energy reserves. It's not a bad idea to drop a few activities now to regain your physical energy as well as your mental confidence. Don't take on the extra chore for the sake of looking good.

That's it!  Horoscope told me not to start exercising this week.  Going to smoke a bud now.

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Re: Astrology is the future
« Reply #38 on: March 10, 2008, 10:41:36 PM »

Thal, you're a wet blanket.

Seriously, it makes more sense to believe in Scientology than Astrology.  You people are more wrong than Tom Cruise :wink:
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Re: Astrology is the future
« Reply #39 on: March 10, 2008, 10:44:38 PM »

People in glass houses, soggy biscuit.

Is this where I say 'love you like a blister'?  :-)
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Re: Astrology is the future
« Reply #40 on: March 10, 2008, 10:46:54 PM »

Seriously, it makes more sense to believe in Scientology than Astrology.  You people are more wrong than Tom Cruise :wink:
You mean, they're not the same thing?  :-o
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Re: Astrology is the future
« Reply #41 on: March 10, 2008, 10:47:51 PM »

Is this where I say 'love you like a blister'?  :-)

Depends how you got them, I suppose...

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Re: Astrology is the future
« Reply #42 on: March 10, 2008, 10:53:11 PM »

You mean, they're not the same thing?  :-o

Well, one has been proved wrong millenia ago, the other has been proved wrong decades ago...that's something of a difference.
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Re: Astrology is the future
« Reply #43 on: March 10, 2008, 10:55:17 PM »

Depends how you got them, I suppose...
heh  :-)

I was considering the Scientology option, but Astrology is so much more accessible!
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Re: Astrology is the future
« Reply #44 on: March 10, 2008, 11:11:31 PM »

And because astrologers don't tend to take the exact time of birth into account, the whole thing is useless.  Seriously, astrology was disproved millenia ago, but people refuse to learn.

They do, actually.

The ones exploiting it to make bucks from selling crap in the paper don't, however.
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