Welcome to the forum...Just a note, if you want to put in a smiley, they have "-" as noses and ":" as eyes, and you should get them properly
Have a welcome joke:
A Bear and a Rabbit didn't like each other very much and one day, whilst they were walking through the woods they came across a golden frog. The frog turned to them and said: "Ooh, I don't often meet anyone in these parts." They were amazed that the frog had talked to them.
The golden frog admitted: "Mind you, when I do meet someone I always give them six wishes. You can have three wishes each in this case.
The Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish.
The Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head.
The Bear was amazed at the Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighbouring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish.
The Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.
The Bear could not believe it and complained that the Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, the Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world.
The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to the Rabbit for his last wish.
The Rabbit revved the engine, then said: "I wish that the Bear was gay!"
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