pffahahahahahaha oh the ironing!
God did. He's watching all of you in your sleep.
I am not!

much...
I just feel so cold and alone when just I watch myself in my sleep!

But it's still kinda dirty! oooooooohh yeeaahhh

*channels Dyvinils*
V1I touch myself
I want me to touch me
Don't touch no-one else
They'd just want to charge me
V2 I forget myself
Just so I can re-member
If I keep this up
I might just change gender
CH (chorus - for those not in the know)I don't want anybody else
When I think about me
I touch myself
Which means I can't go out
And risk getting horny
The mirrors in shops
Keep doing things for me
Middle 8 *Spoken as sexy as I can do it for me* I wan't me, I want me to want me
CH 2I don't want anybody else
'Cause when I think about me
I touch myself
Which means I can't go out
I keep getting arrested
I do it all online
So I can stay bare chested
ooohhw ooow
oooohhw ooowww
ooahhw oouow
ooarhhw ooougw
oooarghhw ooouggw
oooaarghhhw growllllllllll
Aaaarrrrggggghhh! Yiipppeeeee!
I don't want anybody else
'Cause when I think about me
I touch myself
Which means I can't go out.....
'cause I keep getting caught
And when I get aroused
My dick is still too short ****
STOP! WAIT! That's not what I meant! It was purely satirical!
ahh Fuck - tl: dwtr: ns.....GGF!
*damn!, there's yet another keyboard for the 'cleaning (DNA removal) pile*
****(too long, didn't write the rest, need sleep, Go Get F....! It's not short, I'm just tired, OK?)