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It's quite amusing to watch all the little fangirls passive-aggressively try to assert their "in-ness" with this Chaser mob.

Typically, it goes something like this:


IUseAndrew'sPubeAsDentalFloss: Oh yeah. Last week after the taping Chris told me they were going to be hosting a new late night trivia show.

ChrisMoistensMyMinge: Oh wow! Really?! That's so cool! I can't wait to spend $5 a minute ringing up that 1900 number just so I can get a chance to talk to him! I just can't get enough after our conversation after the taping. I can't be sure, but it felt like we had a moment. He even called me "Chrissy" and made a joke about how funny it would be if we got married!

ISwearI'mNotAGroupie : Oh god. You fangirls make me sick. Can't you appreciate the boys for their artistic talents? I mean, last week when I met Craig and Julian at my local bookstore signing, they wrote such witty, insightful and meaningful words in my Chaser Annual. You lot demean them by talking about them as if they were meat.

BarrelScraper
: LOL I like them for their artistic talents AND their hotness! My best friend's mum works as a cleaner at the ABC studios and she said Chas is really funny.

IUseAndrew'sPubeAsDentalFloss
: Yeah he is. But when I was an extra in the pool skit in Episode 8 I found Julian to be a lot funnier. I think it's because he has a more "intellectual" sense of humour.

I'mAGuyAndISwearAndrewDoesn'tGiveMeBone
Oh wow! You got to be in the pool skit?! That would have been heaps better than the time I spent a week making coffee for the Chaser's on my Year 10 work experience! Did you get any pics of the boys in their Speedos?

IUseAndrew'sPubeAsDentalFloss
: LOL yeah. I'll send a couple to you. Check out the first one - I can't BELIEVE my boob came out of my top! So embarrassing!

SuperMod Oh come on guys! Please don't send rude pictures in the forum. I'm going to have to phone all of the Chaser boys now to tell them what's happened and then meet them for a drink to discuss how we're going to handle this. I spoke to Dom on the phone last night and he's really upset and concerned by all the stuff going on in here of late. He's a really nice guy - don't cause him all this stress, OK?

So yeah. You get the gist.

I figured we could have a thread where they all go completely nuts. Unleash the vicious, biting, scratching, catty fangirl within, as you assert your brilliance at being part of the "inner circle".

I'll start with an example:

OMG! I was driving my car once and saw Chas crossing the street near my house! That means he lives really close to me! Which means I can stalk him and lure him into an extra-marital affair, because of course he will be awe-struck by my extreme hotness and giant norks of doom and amazing personality and excessive use of LOLs! I might even get really whacky and ask him to lick my ear!

So...GO FANGIRLS, GO!

[Lexii-]

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

[Erubadhriel]

Yep, she's back.

[Fashion Zombies!]

Sadly, I've participated in that sort of behaviour before (That "What have you gotten signed by The Chaser" thread I made.)

I'm all up for laughing at myself though.

Yeah, well at least they remember me! Okay, so they say 'You look familiar' but at least there's more of a chance of a marriage though!

[Chromefox]

 

There's no such thing as too-much-Yak in my eyes.

[Lexii-]

Yep, she's back.

haha, yep.
She's back in the game !

[Thaluikhain]

Well, I travel by train sometimes.

JUST LIVE CLIVE!!!!!!!!

And, I usually sit quietly reading a book or looking out of the window, which isn't funny and doesn't make for good TV.

JUST LIKE CLIVE!!!!!!!!

[Mr. Blonde]

 

Do I win a prize if I can match up the users with their euphemised names? 

[Majorie]

well I was chatting with Chris two minutes ago and he told me that this thread sucks

[Chromefox]

well I was chatting with Chris two minutes ago and he told me that this thread sucks

I was just with your mom two minutes ago, and man, that's what she should have done.

[Majorie]

I was just with your mom two minutes ago, and man, that's what she should have done.

oh yeah.... well I just had sex with your wife

[Truckarella]

There's no such thing as too-much-Yak in my eyes.

In your eyes, certainly.  On the forum, never.

[Thaluikhain]

In your eyes, certainly.

You should keep a tissue handy then.

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I was just with your mom two minutes ago, and man, that's what she should have done.

 

[Lexii-]

Do I win a prize if I can match up the users with their euphemised names? 

Yesss. Dooo it!